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Shot_King
617 Posts
19 years, 1 month ago
(I'm not sure if I should count this a adult topic or not, but did anyway to be on the safe side).

Y'know caught being in the buff or on the verge of?

For me, the only time that ever really happened was at this water park when I was 10. I was sliding down one of those water slides that drop almost straight down, and the force of water behind me was strong enough to force my bathing suit off of me on the way down. When I landed in the swimming pool below in the nude, I frantically searched for my bathing suit which, fortunately, didn't take me long to find. However, my brother and some spectators waiting in line saw the whole thing. Some of em giggled while others just gave a rather blank stare. My bro couldn't stop laughing from that event. Good thing no one reported me, since the park had a no nude policy (which one doesnt?), but I guess it wasn't intended, so I got off.
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    jdurg
    167 Posts
    19 years, 1 month ago
    Shot_King
    .....but I guess it wasn't intended, so I got off.


    Probably not the best choice of words there. :wink: :D

    Don't really have any 'embarassing' moments. Though in college I did have my clothes taken from me while I was in the shower. So I had to walk back to my room from the bathroom completely nekkid. Wasn't embarassed though. I thought it was pretty funny. (I got my revenge when the kid who took my clothes was in the restroom on the crapper. I filled a balloon with my own urine and just heaved it onto him while he sat on the shitter. Kid never tried anything else ever again. :P )
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      Rhimmer
      365 Posts
      19 years, 1 month ago
      No bad nude moments for me.
      I'm only 22, but why does this place make me feel old?
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        Mad-Mike
        539 Posts
        19 years, 1 month ago
        Not really a NUDE moment, but a barefoot moment, or more like, a barefoot hour and a half....

        When I first moved to the Pacific Northwest, I was living with an old friend who was renting a house. Anyway, I was getting used to practically living alone there most of the time, and got up one morning and forgot my wallet, keys, shoes, cell phone, and socks, and locked myself out of the house. With no car, no money, no keys to get in, and after trying unsuccessfully to break into the house more than just a few times, I finally realized I had 2 choices, sit outside and wait for someone to come around and let me in, which could take DAYS, or walk all six miles back to my friend's boyfriend's house, barefoot.

        I remember walking down the main drag here that day, on my second day in Washington. I had landscapers stop their machines to let me pass by, nobody even made a nasty comment, heck, most people did not realize I did not have shoes on, or socks. I only found a patch of broken glass to navigate near the only bad neighborhood in town that was easily avoided, but needless to say, when I got home, my feet were BLACK as heck from all the dirt. I got all the way back to the house, got my roomie, got a ride back, unlocked the door, and life continued on as normal from that point. Needless to say, I had a few copies made of my keys.
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          Hordak_Alpha
          801 Posts
          19 years, 1 month ago
          I've never had a moment like this because nobody ever walks in on me. That is because I make sure the bathroom door is always locked.
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            takineko
            3931 Posts
            19 years, 1 month ago
            Every time I'm nude its an embarassing moment. :(
            Mew
              MattNash
              4135 Posts
              19 years, 1 month ago
              Not me, any excuse to strutt around in the buff is fine by me. I love being nude. To anybody with a problem with it, I just say, "What? You got a problem? You don't like my man boobs, beer gut, love handles, body hair, small penis, and flabby ass? Well, too bad! Deal with it..."
                takineko
                3931 Posts
                19 years, 1 month ago
                MattNash
                Not me, any excuse to strutt around in the buff is fine by me. I love being nude. To anybody with a problem with it, I just say, "What? You got a problem? You don't like my man boobs, beer gut, love handles, body hair, small penis, and flabby ass? Well, too bad! Deal with it..."


                MY INTERNAL EYES! BURN THE IMAGE OUT OF MY EYES!
                Mew
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                  Hordak_Alpha
                  801 Posts
                  19 years, 1 month ago
                  takineko
                  MattNash
                  Not me, any excuse to strutt around in the buff is fine by me. I love being nude. To anybody with a problem with it, I just say, "What? You got a problem? You don't like my man boobs, beer gut, love handles, body hair, small penis, and flabby ass? Well, too bad! Deal with it..."


                  MY INTERNAL EYES! BURN THE IMAGE OUT OF MY EYES!



                  My thoughts exactly. You didn't have to go into such detail. Aieeee!!!! :shock:
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                    darthmunk
                    3361 Posts
                    19 years, 1 month ago
                    It isnt embarissing for me but....One time at my high school I wasnt paying attention and went into the girls change room when they were changing : ) & i was in there for a good minute or 2...they didnt mind.
                      System
                      79987 Posts
                      19 years, 1 month ago
                      I was in 7th grade and it was a school trip to Dundee waterslides. I went down a waterslide head first and I didnt realize that the water pressure pushed my one of my boobs right out, until after the lifeguard and everyone else did! You might be thinking so what cos I was only in 7th grade but I was C-cup already then! It was really embarassing!
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                        brown_eyed1
                        1948 Posts
                        19 years, 1 month ago
                        Actually, I HAVE had an embarassing nude moment. Two, actually.

                        -One time when I was 13 I spent the night at my aunt's house with my mom. My aunt's house was oddly built, it had one of those bedrooms with the bathroom, but there was also a hallway door leading into that same bathroom, so you could get in from two different entrances. Anyway, I locked both doors, showered, then decided to change in my aunt's bedroom. My aunt wanted to check up on me, but I left the hall door locked, so she had to come around to the bedroom. I was stark naked in her bedroom and she threw the door open like the house was on fire, saying, "oh, THERE you are--oh, sorry!!!!" I never threw a towel around myself so fast :oops: And like THAT wasn't enough, after I was dressed, I heard her say to my mom, "She looks as though she's gained quite a bit of weight." I wanted to DIE.

                        -Here's the other one. This one year we took swimming in gym. The coach had us play underwater hockey for a week, and it was usually boys against girls. We all got really into it, and I was fighting furiously with this guy for the puck underwater. We ended up wrestling with each other, and in a moment of stupidity, the guy yanked my swimsuit strap and accidentally flashed my boobs to the entire class while we were all underwater. It didn't help that they were all wearing goggles. When we all surfaced, everyone was speechless. Some guy was like, "Niiiiice." Then everyone laughed. I could have paid someone to drown me. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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                          MattNash
                          4135 Posts
                          19 years, 1 month ago
                          Well, if you have nice boobs, then why be embarrassed? Be proud :mrgreen:
                            Dr_Science
                            537 Posts
                            19 years, 1 month ago
                            well.....when I am naked I am never embarrassed......if ya know what I mean. baddda-bing :wink:
                              MsEtCaHn
                              267 Posts
                              19 years, 1 month ago
                              A few weeks ago I stayed up very late trying to redo a big part of a school project and I had to get up very early in the morning for class. I had my door closed because I had to change my pants and one of my roommates rushed in the door to get some change from my other roommate's desk. I covered up my lower section and said, "HEY THE DOOR IS CLOSED!!" He said he didn't want to wake me up by knocking on the door and got mad at me for yelling at him. I retorted that when a door is closed, you're supposed to knock on it to let anyone inside know that you want to come in, but he wouldn't listen to it.
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                                NickFisher
                                185 Posts
                                19 years, 1 month ago
                                MattNash
                                Not me, any excuse to strutt around in the buff is fine by me. I love being nude. To anybody with a problem with it, I just say, "What? You got a problem? You don't like my man boobs, beer gut, love handles, body hair, small penis, and flabby ass? Well, too bad! Deal with it..."


                                Houston, we have a nudist.



                                if it wasnt for MY
                                " man boobs, beer gut, love handles, and flabby ass." i too wouldnt mind being in the buff , but you cant really be in the buff if your not buff....so in our case its in the flab. :lol: j/k .

                                but honestly i have a lttle bit of nudist in me but i got so much flab around it that it CANT be seen......but another reason why i dont is that im 14 (in april) so any place like Nudist resort/beach/colony is of limits to me.....oh and im not aestheticly pleasing from the neck down did i mention that?
                                At the end of this day, one shall stand... one shall fall.
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                                  19 years, 1 month ago
                                  There was this one time this chick was staying with us. She walked into my room without knocking, to tell me I had a phone call.

                                  I was a teenager.

                                  You do the math.
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                                    Dr_Science
                                    537 Posts
                                    19 years, 1 month ago
                                    WinnieThePujols
                                    There was this one time this chick was staying with us. She walked into my room without knocking, to tell me I had a phone call.

                                    I was a teenager.

                                    You do the math.


                                    hahahahhah.. thats awesome. well I guess it sucks for you but it made me laugh.

                                    I once thought it would be funny to ride a bike naked around my friends house, until they locked me out.......... but like I said I am not embarrased naked...ohhhh badda-bing 8)
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                                      NickFisher
                                      185 Posts
                                      19 years, 1 month ago
                                      WinnieThePujols
                                      There was this one time this chick was staying with us. She walked into my room without knocking, to tell me I had a phone call.

                                      I was a teenager.

                                      You do the math.


                                      lets say some one didnt now how to do math. could you explain a little more?
                                      At the end of this day, one shall stand... one shall fall.
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                                        Mister_E
                                        708 Posts
                                        19 years, 1 month ago
                                        The only time I'm nude is when I'm taking a shower. Why'dya think I posted a pic with a bag over my head in the "Show Yourselves, Dammit' topic?
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