From Now on, OFFICIALY I am replacing all jokes regarding Chuck Norris with the Name ASH... or if the mood pleases me.. BRUCE CAMPBELL..

I have watched hours of walker Texas Ranger, some of his movies, his cartoon and even his infomercial with Suzzane Summer.

ASH Beats Chuck in Baddassness and tough witty banter in just the two first movies... not to mention Army of darkness and the games that followed..

So remember
Boomstick: $199.99, Shells: 39.99, Zombies heads blowing off: priceless.


VOTE ASH

Hail to the king! :twisted:

We love chuck norris. We love watching walker texas ranger. we watch all of them and still watch them every day. great moves. great show. if you don't like it your opinion. but we love it. we is me and my boys. sorry about that.

EDIT: Never mind.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun 8)

EXACTLY


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for ASH.

ASH doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures ASH has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with ASH.

ASH does not sleep. He waits.

ASH is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

ASH counted to infinity - twice.

ASH doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

ASH gave Mona Lisa that smile.

ASH can slam a revolving door.

ASH does not get frostbite. ASH bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching an EVIL DEAD marathon on Satellite TV.


VOTE ASH

go ash!

Oh, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby.

He's quite the ladies man, too.

do you have multiple personalities?

im afraid i dont know what to say about all of this. id rather watch evil dead than chuck norris though.