"My Super Sweet Sixteen" gets its cash to support this and other idiotic bullshit programs that have absolutely nothing to do with music videos from the contributions from Smelly, Obese, Promiscuous, Gangbanging, Fowl-Mouthed, Materialistic 50-Cent-and-Paris-Hilton-humping Teenyboppers Like You. Thank you.
This is the first time I've ever said one of the big curse words uncensored on RJ! BTW, the "gets its cash from" part is a parody of The Electric Company's funding credits (The Electric Company gets its power from...").