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KRW
431 Posts
14 years ago
To prevent myself from going into a deep depression if that ever happened, I would:

Call any broker and offer to buy 1,000,000,000 shares of DJIA stock for 50 cents

Use/charge my electronics on an illegal, homemade circuit (the cops would'nt care anymore)

Put parent's bills to more immediate practical use (i.e. use as toilet paper)

Write tender, touching message in homework assignment (like "Shove this shit up your own fucking ass you cunt-licking dick!!!")

What would YOU do yourself to cope with a nuclear war or great depression?
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    Vertex(Admin)
    367 Posts
    14 years ago
    Hide in a bush and rob passerbys
    When I die, I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandpa did. Not like the screaming passengers in his car.
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      Captain_Howdy30
      2207 Posts
      14 years ago
      I'd probably be transformed into some kind of giant monster from the radiation. I guess I'd just be kind of depressed.

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        Ilikethepixies
        5870 Posts
        14 years ago
        Probably just suffer along with the masses.
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          Captain_Howdy30
          2207 Posts
          14 years ago
          Awww, I hate it when I get busted leeching pictures from TarsTarkas.Net.......phooey.
            Funky_Guy
            2638 Posts
            14 years ago
            Get myself one of those under the ground shelters like people during the Cold War had.
              auntiecoagulant's Avatar
              14 years ago
              I wouldn't see any reason to deviate from my usual obesity-mandated social seclusion.
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                Video_Jukebox
                1068 Posts
                14 years ago
                I'd be like Burgess Meredith in that Twilight Zone episode-- hanging out at what's left of the local library, overjoyed that I finally have time to read. Even if I break my glasses, I'll get a magnifying glass or something.

                EDIT: This is, of course, given no one else survived. Otherwise, I'm dead meat.
                "Preserving the old ways from being abused,
                Protecting the new ways for me and for you.
                What more can we do?"
                --The Kinks, "Village Green Preservation Society"
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                  Ilikethepixies
                  5870 Posts
                  14 years ago
                  It probably kill the strongest, leaving me as alpha male of a small band of rag-tag Mad-Max-esque warriors.

                  Oh, and I'd cut off one of my hands and install a gattling gun where that hand used to be.
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                    14 years ago
                    Ilikethepixies
                    It probably kill the strongest, leaving me as alpha male of a small band of rag-tag Mad-Max-esque warriors.

                    Oh, and I'd cut off one of my hands and install a gattling gun where that hand used to be.


                    If we get to vote for best answers in this thread I'm going to start out by giving this one my vote.
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                      Ilikethepixies
                      5870 Posts
                      14 years ago
                      Thanks. You can be my second in command.
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                        misspiggy
                        1442 Posts
                        14 years ago
                        I would just follow the plan. Never stray from the plan.
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                          gumbyman
                          2008 Posts
                          14 years ago
                          Simple, just ignore it and tune it all out of my mind and live my normal life as usual.
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                            Ilikethepixies
                            5870 Posts
                            14 years ago
                            How can you tune out a nuclear fallout?
                              gumbyman's Avatar
                              gumbyman
                              2008 Posts
                              14 years ago
                              Simple, just ignore it and tune yourself off to the world and the people in the world. It sonds crazy but it works.
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                                Ilikethepixies
                                5870 Posts
                                14 years ago
                                What about food and water?

                                And the destruction of society.

                                And nuclear radiation.
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                                  gumbyman
                                  2008 Posts
                                  14 years ago
                                  Fine pixies you win, in that case suicide :(
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                                    misspiggy
                                    1442 Posts
                                    14 years ago
                                    gumbyman has the worst case of denial I have ever witnessed. Sometimes he closes his eyes and the no one can see him.
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                                      gumbyman
                                      2008 Posts
                                      14 years ago
                                      Ok misspiggy i am highly offended by your comment for one, and who are you to judge me :x
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                                        misspiggy
                                        1442 Posts
                                        14 years ago
                                        gumbyman
                                        Ok misspiggy i am highly offended by your comment for one, and who are you to judge me :x

                                        Dear Gumbyman,

                                        I am deeply sorry for noticing that you plan on ignoring anything (including nuclear fallout and the down fall of all society as we know it.) by pretending that everything is juuuust fine and dandy. I also noticed that in your angry post that you forgot to type,"and second of all". Lets be more vigilant when telling me to go to hell for noticing the obvious. To answer your second question, because I never want to leave a stone unturned, I am Piggy. Nice to meet you Gumbyman. I hope that answers all your questions. Feel free to re-post if I can help you with anything eles.

                                        Sincerly,
                                        Bacon
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