To prevent myself from going into a deep depression if that ever happened, I would:
Call any broker and offer to buy 1,000,000,000 shares of DJIA stock for 50 cents
Use/charge my electronics on an illegal, homemade circuit (the cops would'nt care anymore)
Put parent's bills to more immediate practical use (i.e. use as toilet paper)
Write tender, touching message in homework assignment (like "Shove this shit up your own fucking ass you cunt-licking dick!!!")
What would YOU do yourself to cope with a nuclear war or great depression?
Call any broker and offer to buy 1,000,000,000 shares of DJIA stock for 50 cents
Use/charge my electronics on an illegal, homemade circuit (the cops would'nt care anymore)
Put parent's bills to more immediate practical use (i.e. use as toilet paper)
Write tender, touching message in homework assignment (like "Shove this shit up your own fucking ass you cunt-licking dick!!!")
What would YOU do yourself to cope with a nuclear war or great depression?
I'd probably be transformed into some kind of giant monster from the radiation. I guess I'd just be kind of depressed.
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I'd probably be transformed into some kind of giant monster from the radiation. I guess I'd just be kind of depressed.
Probably just suffer along with the masses.
Awww, I hate it when I get busted leeching pictures from TarsTarkas.Net.......phooey.
Funky_Guy
2638 Posts
14 years ago
Get myself one of those under the ground shelters like people during the Cold War had.
I wouldn't see any reason to deviate from my usual obesity-mandated social seclusion.
I'd be like Burgess Meredith in that Twilight Zone episode-- hanging out at what's left of the local library, overjoyed that I finally have time to read. Even if I break my glasses, I'll get a magnifying glass or something.
EDIT: This is, of course, given no one else survived. Otherwise, I'm dead meat.
EDIT: This is, of course, given no one else survived. Otherwise, I'm dead meat.
It probably kill the strongest, leaving me as alpha male of a small band of rag-tag Mad-Max-esque warriors.
Oh, and I'd cut off one of my hands and install a gattling gun where that hand used to be.
Oh, and I'd cut off one of my hands and install a gattling gun where that hand used to be.
Ilikethepixies
It probably kill the strongest, leaving me as alpha male of a small band of rag-tag Mad-Max-esque warriors.
Oh, and I'd cut off one of my hands and install a gattling gun where that hand used to be.
If we get to vote for best answers in this thread I'm going to start out by giving this one my vote.
Thanks. You can be my second in command.
Simple, just ignore it and tune it all out of my mind and live my normal life as usual.
How can you tune out a nuclear fallout?
Simple, just ignore it and tune yourself off to the world and the people in the world. It sonds crazy but it works.
What about food and water?
And the destruction of society.
And nuclear radiation.
And the destruction of society.
And nuclear radiation.
Fine pixies you win, in that case suicide :(
gumbyman has the worst case of denial I have ever witnessed. Sometimes he closes his eyes and the no one can see him.
Ok misspiggy i am highly offended by your comment for one, and who are you to judge me :x
gumbyman
Ok misspiggy i am highly offended by your comment for one, and who are you to judge me :x
Dear Gumbyman,
I am deeply sorry for noticing that you plan on ignoring anything (including nuclear fallout and the down fall of all society as we know it.) by pretending that everything is juuuust fine and dandy. I also noticed that in your angry post that you forgot to type,"and second of all". Lets be more vigilant when telling me to go to hell for noticing the obvious. To answer your second question, because I never want to leave a stone unturned, I am Piggy. Nice to meet you Gumbyman. I hope that answers all your questions. Feel free to re-post if I can help you with anything eles.
Sincerly,
Bacon