In 1995 I went to catholic school, where I went around all the rooms at lunch, turning all the crucifixes upside-down, then flushing my principal's nametag down the toilet, but not before writing "FUCK" in my own feces all over the girl's bathroom wall. Soon afterwhich I was thrown into years of therapy and an ongoing barrage of medications to keep me sane. Clinically, my doctor has stated I have Bipolar Disorder, and possibly Multiple Personality Syndrome. I like sitting in the dark and listening to Marilyn Manson, or better yet masturbating then crying myself to sleep. I'm an overweight internet nerd. Just like most of you. I like emailing my elementary school bullies with empty threats.That is all.