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Don't know why she's angry? Now you do...
http://men.msn.com/articlemh.aspx?cp-documentid=6804752>1=32001
5 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman
http://tinyurl.com/3v27u7
50 Things She Wishes You Knew
http://tinyurl.com/3rw3rk
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DMoney89
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16 years, 5 months ago
HaHaHa, thanks for the tips. I'll take them into consideration when I go home tonight to my girlfriend.
DMoney89
And here's a pointer for you:
www.tinyurl.com
thanks
MtLaStella
HaHaHa, thanks for the tips. I'll take them into consideration when I go home tonight to my girlfriend.
not a problem, men's health is a gold mine, so many articles
Can u picture that - Th
I used to read all of those "success with women" articles offered by various magazines. When you're a young man, you really do want to find out what makes them tick. You want to figure out what not to say or do in order to please them.
Well you know what? It's all bullshit, guys. The fact is, as men, we are going to screw up no matter what. I've screwed up and you've screwed up; we all screw up. Trying to understand women on top of screwing up only gives you a massive headache. Personally, I'd rather chew broken glass.
blah blah blah.
Well you know what? It's all bullshit, guys. The fact is, as men, we are going to screw up no matter what. I've screwed up and you've screwed up; we all screw up. Trying to understand women on top of screwing up only gives you a massive headache. Personally, I'd rather chew broken glass.
blah blah blah.
Oh pleease vintagefantasy.
Everything I know about women I learned from The Master:
Everything I know about women I learned from The Master:
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Oh pleease vintagefantasy.
Everything I know about women I learned from The Master:
Everything I know about women I learned from The Master:
kayvee
I used to read all of those "success with women" articles offered by various magazines. When you're a young man, you really do want to find out what makes them tick. You want to figure out what not to say or do in order to please them.
Well you know what? It's all bullshit, guys. The fact is, as men, we are going to screw up no matter what. I've screwed up and you've screwed up; we all screw up. Trying to understand women on top of screwing up only gives you a massive headache. Personally, I'd rather chew broken glass.
The point is- don't kill yourself trying to figure out women. I think as long as you show an interest in your woman's needs and keep her in mind, all will be well. Also, learn to apologize when you do screw up.
Why do I always feel like the only guy in the world who probably actually understands women...
I know what they want
and I know how to give them what they want.
without reading your tips, no offense.
Ey dude, you wanna know how to understand women, I got one simple word for you, its called "listen."
I know it sucks, but its true, you're gonna actually have to listen to what they have to say every once in a while *cringe*
Ey I got a question for you from a guys perspective lol, why the hell wont yall shut the fuck up when we're in the car together, why can't yall just ride, be chill, and listen to some music or whatever, why yall always gotta yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap my fucking ears off. I know when I'm in the mood to listen to music, I'm definately NOT in the mood to talk. ESPECIALLY IN THE CAR GODDAMN IT!!!!
So you want a gem from a guy to a girl? When you're riding with your man somewhere, bring a book or something, don't yap his damn ear off because you're likely to get left out on the side of the high way somewhere one day.
-peace
My favorite part on little mermaid is when Ariel loses her voice and Ursula starts singing about how its no big deal cuz guys don't like to listen to girls talk anyway lmao
Ursula was so bad ass, they should've never killed her off so early, they should've kept her around for a few sequels.
Ursula was so bad ass, they should've never killed her off so early, they should've kept her around for a few sequels.
someone should slap her
Yep, skunks know everything about scoring some box.
eddstarr88
Oh pleease vintagefantasy.
Everything I know about women I learned from The Master:
touché
Can u picture that - Th
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eddstarr88
Oh pleease vintagefantasy.
Everything I know about women I learned from The Master:
touché
I learned so much on Saturday mornings I could teach a health class using powerpoint.
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I learned so much on Saturday mornings I could teach a health class using powerpoint.
vintagefantasy
50 Things She Wishes You Knew
And now for the male rebuttal.
NOTE: The opinions contained herein do not reflect those of the poster, but of those of men in general. These comments are a collection of statements from a group of men. In other words, it's not really how I feel about them.
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
What man says that anyway? If we're having sex, going to have sex, or just got done having sex, we ain't saying shit.
2. Real men drive stick shift.
Women telling men how to handle cars? Now that's funny.
3. I will leave if you lie.
You've been with me for a good week now. *hint hint*
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
Then stop wearing them hip-huggers and put on this mini-skirt.
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.
And we're convinced it ain't ours even after seeing the ultrasound. How's that for irrational?
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
Just not in the kitchen when we're naked, though, right? Pff. Fickle.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
Unless we say it like Donkey. "You look fiiiine."
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
I will leave if you lie.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
So are we. *shudder*
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
How many would constitute a full-on orgasm?
11. I expect you to call me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ... Wait, seriously?
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
Look, it's only when I play Guitar Hero, okay?
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
You got your 40 pairs of shoes, what more do you want?
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.
That means we can do more bad stuff for just one more day.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
Reciprication is good, too. Except for the frickin shoes part.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
So if I call your mom a gorilla-humping harlot, all I have to do is munch carpet? Sold.
17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm... a.) ...having a fat day. b.) ...not feeling "connected" to you. c.) ...blackmailing you to get something I want.
In that case, I'll be... a.) at the bar gawking at hotties, b.) watching the game anyway, or c.) using the internet with a washcloth and some lotion.
18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
Men don't care about fashion. If it fits, we wear it.
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.
I've listened to Bette Midler before. Bring it on.
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
So the Steve Irwin impression was NOT a good idea? Wail, then, sheila, how 'bout oy go down undah?
21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
This is a man we're talking about, not your gay friend from the hairdresser's.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
Then how come you don't have sex with us after we jog in the rain?
23. You should never tell me what to do.
Again, reciprication is good.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
Only if your panties are on the floor in the morning.
25. My breasts love much licking and sucking.
We already know this.
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
What was that you said about lying? Maybe you should have finished the sentence with, "if you are attractive enough."
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
Yeah, well, a guy needs to know how to cook when you're not home.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
In other words, we can tell OTHER people what to do except you.
29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
Once again, men don't care about fashion.
30. I want to be Madonna.
We want you to be Madonna, too -- in the bedroom.
31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and was
n00b, (noob), noun informal: A person who does not know how to fully be a douchebag like yourself.
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vintagefantasy
50 Things She Wishes You Knew
And now for the male rebuttal.
NOTE: The opinions contained herein do not reflect those of the poster, but of those of men in general. These comments are a collection of statements from a group of men. In other words, it's not really how I feel about them.
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
What man says that anyway? If we're having sex, going to have sex, or just got done having sex, we ain't saying shit.
2. Real men drive stick shift.
Women telling men how to handle cars? Now that's funny.
3. I will leave if you lie.
You've been with me for a good week now. *hint hint*
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
Then stop wearing them hip-huggers and put on this mini-skirt.
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.
And we're convinced it ain't ours even after seeing the ultrasound. How's that for irrational?
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
Just not in the kitchen when we're naked, though, right? Pff. Fickle.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
Unless we say it like Donkey. "You look fiiiine."
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
I will leave if you lie.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
So are we. *shudder*
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
How many would constitute a full-on orgasm?
11. I expect you to call me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ... Wait, seriously?
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
Look, it's only when I play Guitar Hero, okay?
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
You got your 40 pairs of shoes, what more do you want?
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.
That means we can do more bad stuff for just one more day.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
Reciprication is good, too. Except for the frickin shoes part.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
So if I call your mom a gorilla-humping harlot, all I have to do is munch carpet? Sold.
17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm... a.) ...having a fat day. b.) ...not feeling "connected" to you. c.) ...blackmailing you to get something I want.
In that case, I'll be... a.) at the bar gawking at hotties, b.) watching the game anyway, or c.) using the internet with a washcloth and some lotion.
18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
Men don't care about fashion. If it fits, we wear it.
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.
I've listened to Bette Midler before. Bring it on.
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
So the Steve Irwin impression was NOT a good idea? Wail, then, sheila, how 'bout oy go down undah?
21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
This is a man we're talking about, not your gay friend from the hairdresser's.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
Then how come you don't have sex with us after we jog in the rain?
23. You should never tell me what to do.
Again, reciprication is good.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
Only if your panties are on the floor in the morning.
25. My breasts love much licking and sucking.
We already know this.
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
What was that you said about lying? Maybe you should have finished the sentence with, "if you are attractive enough."
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
Yeah, well, a guy needs to know how to cook when you're not home.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
In other words, we can tell OTHER people what to do except you.
29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
Once again, men don't care about fashion.
30. I want to be Madonna.
We want you to be Madonna, too -- in the bedroom.
31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and was
Ugh, I hate these stereotypical relationship bullshit articles.
Maklu_IV
vintagefantasy
50 Things She Wishes You Knew
And now for the male rebuttal.
NOTE: The opinions contained herein do not reflect those of the poster, but of those of men in general. These comments are a collection of statements from a group of men. In other words, it's not really how I feel about them.
whoa, nice
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Maklu_IV
vintagefantasy
50 Things She Wishes You Knew
And now for the male rebuttal.
NOTE: The opinions contained herein do not reflect those of the poster, but of those of men in general. These comments are a collection of statements from a group of men. In other words, it's not really how I feel about them.
whoa, nice
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NickRules
Ugh, I hate these stereotypical relationship bullshit articles.
Me too, me too. They're disgusting.
Maklu that's halarious, I did the same thing to one of those once...
pearljamownzyou
428 Posts
16 years, 5 months ago
Any guy who says "Sorry, it was my fault" even though it clearly wasn't, needs to have their nuts cut off.