Megagents
If the new shows we see today suck so bad, what will happen when those shows are replaced by even suckier shows? It'll make the kids of today nostalgic and it may give us heart attacks! I'm really really scared.
What the hell? This is your lowest attempt to act like you're a genius. Well, you're not. You're just another person who can't accept the fact that some new shows do suck.
You're un-nostalgic, you're xenophobic, you're anti-nostalgic, now get your butt-buddy Hiro and march your asses off RetroJunk.