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Earth Girls Are Easy

Release: September 09, 1988

Valerie Gail (Geena Davis) is having tough times in her love life. She's a hairdresser in a relationship with a philandering doctor named Ted (Charles Rocket), and even after a make-over from her friend Candy (Julie Brown), she still can't impress him. While Ted is out of town for a few days, Valerie clears her head by relaxing around the house. Her relaxation is thrown overboard when a spaceship crashes into her pool. When Valerie meets the 3 aliens, Mac (Jeff Goldblum), Wiploc (Jim Carrey) and Zeebo (Damon Wayans), her life becomes more exciting than it has been in a long time, with her developing a relationship with Mac. She now has to make an important decision...Stay on Earth with Ted or travel through the stars with Mac? An TIFF '88 official selection.

Trailers

"Now Available on Videocassette ['89]" spot (opposite 'DaLD')

This is the theatrical trailer with no watermarks and an MPAA screen instea...

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Posters

Quotes

Candy: "Maybelline… Revlon… Rubbermaid… Talk to me, Max Factor!"

Valerie: "(Looking at the aliens' fur) "Well, I see that split ends are universal"."

Woody: "(Looking at Valerie's cat in the pool) Shoot the curl, kitty!"

Candy: "If you wanna be a femme fatale, you can't rest on your L'oreals."

Zeebo: "Yo, baby! Why be with a hero when you can dance with a zero?"

Good Dancer: "Why be with a zero when you can dance with a hero?"

Valerie: "If meaningless sex is what you wanted, WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE IT WITH ME?"

Ted: "If I were any more potent, I'd kill somebody!"

Woody: "Waste your brain, wax your board, pray for waves!"

Mac: "Valerie, are we limp and hard to manage?"

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