The Little Rascals Quotes
6914
Spanky: "Hiya, pal!"
6913
Buckwheat: "What was number 2?" (Porky whispers in his ear) "No! Not that! The other number 2."
6912
Buckwheat: Do you like pickles?
Porky: i think they stink!
Buckhwheat: I love pickles
Porky: My mum makes me eat them
Buckwheat: Im crazy about em!
Porky: I'll sell you my pickle for a dickle
Buckwheat: How bout 2 cents..
Porky:Ok
Buckwheat: Ive got two pickles ive got two pickles, ive got two pickles today .. hey hey.. a doo daaa dii daa doo da day!.. ive got tow pickles today! hey hey!
6911
Alfalfa: "Hold on to your beanie!"
6910
Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you're so refined!
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!
6909
Uh Huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
6908
[Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla]
Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
6907
A.J. Ferguson: Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?
6906
Alfalfa: The two if us will be singing a duet. Together.
Waldo: How redundant.
Alfalfa: Thank you.
6905
Stymie and Porky:
Stymie: "Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!"
Porky: "That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter."
-Stymie and Porky
6904
Froggy:
Men, could I have an azuga?
-Froggy
6903
Butch and Woim:
Butch: "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Woim?"
Woim: Yeah, Butch. What're we thinkin' ?"
Butch: "How much fun it's gonna be to STOMP those guys in the race.
-Butch and Woim
6902
Butch and Alfalfa:
Butch: "When's the last time we beat you up?"
Alfalfa: "Well, let's see...today's the 10th, 30 days hath September, April, June, and November. It's not a leap year. Yyyyyesterday.
-Butch and Alfalfa
6901
Buckweet:
We're going to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!
-Buckweet
6900
Buckwheat and Porky:
Buckwheat: "Hey, there's my mom!" Porky: [sarcastically] "Whoopi!"
-Buckwheat and Porky
6899
Buckwheat and Uh-Huh:
Buckwheat: "Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?" Uh-Huh: "Uh-Huh!"
-Buckwheat and Uh-Huh
6898
Stymie:
You and Alfalfa have to be friends again! You're like Ernie and Bert, Superman and Clark Kent!
-Stymie
6897
Alfalfa Porky:
Why am I soaking wet?" "Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

-Alfalfa Porky
6896
Buckwheat:
Buckwheat: "Quick, what's the number for 911?!"
-Buckwheat
6895
Butch and Alfalfa:
Butch: "Any last words?" Alfalfa: "Uh, yeah! See ya
-Butch and Alfalfa