Monty Python's Flying Circus Quotes
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Victor:
Look—get out, all of you! Go on, get out! Get out!

Mr. Equator: I beg your pardon?

Victor: I'm turning you all out—I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts. Now look, I'm giving you just half a minute, then I'm going to call the police! So get out!

Mr. Equator: I don't much like the tone of your voice. (shoots Victor dead) Right, let's have a ding-dong...


-from "The Visitors" sketch
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Ring Kichard the Thrid.
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Grizzled looking guy (Michael Palin): It's...
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Cleese:
This bird is no more.
-Cleese
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parrot owner:
it's not pining it's passed on, this parrot is no more it has ceased to be it's expired and gone to meet it's maker it's a stiff bereft of life it rests in peace it's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible this is an ex-parrot
-parrot owner
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Parrott owner:
You assured me that its lack movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long spuawk.
-Parrott owner
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Parrot owner:
The only reason this parrot was sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
-Parrot owner
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Vikings at a diner:
Spam spam spam spam, Spam spam spam spam!
-Vikings at a diner
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the Spanish inquisition:
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
-the Spanish inquisition
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Annoucer:
And Now for Something Completly Different!
-Annoucer