Mr. Mike's Mondo Video Quotes
34820
Uncle Si's Wife:
(to Uncle Si with the television program running) A temperance lecture, that's what you need.
34680
After the credits:
If you enjoyed "Mr. Mike's Mondo Video" you'll love "Mr. Mike's Gandhi" soon to be a major motion picture directed by Richard Attenborough and starring Ben Kingsley.
34632
Carrie Fisher:
I wouldn't kick Ralph Nader outta bed
34631
Dan Aykroyd:
I'm proud to say I'm an actual genetic mutant.
34630
Cat Swimming School Instuctor:
Boots here couldn't swim a stroke when she first came, but look at her now.
34629
Mr. Mike:
Women -- put a bag over their hearts and they're all the same.
34628
Jill Duis:
When I reach down and feel a firm colostomy bag, I know I'm with a real man.
34627
Deborah Harry:
I think it's cute when guys miss the toilet.
34626
Gilda Radner:
I go the limit for a guy with bad breath. And if he has plaque on his teeth? Wigga! Wigga!
34625
Jane Curtin:
When my date blows his nose in his handkerchief and then looks at it, I can't say no.
34624
Terri Garr:
If you want to get to first base with me, honey, spit when you talk.
34623
Margot Kidder:
Blackheads drive me wild.
34622
Mr. Mike:
Good evening. I'm Mr. Mike, inviting you to come with me into a world where the bizarre is commonplace and the commonplace bizarre. It is an odyssey of agressive wierdness. Whatever raw, savage acts man's hellish brain can concieve, our cameras are these, scouring the globe, seeking out the cheap thrills, the pointless perversities, the shabby secrets, the grotesque, the pathetic....
34621
Mr. Mike:
Aberdeen, Scotland. Breeding ground for deviants. One is reminded of an old Scottish proverb: the only difference between a woman and a sheep is you can't make a sweater out of a woman.
34620
Mr. Mike:
What you are about to see is not for the weak. It is not even for the strong.