Daria Quotes
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Jane:
So, Daria. Have you selected a costume for the Halloween party Thursday Night?
Daria:
I don't know if I'm even going, Jane.
Jane:
Why do you say that?
Unknown Boy:
Isn't it obvious, squirt?
Daria doesn't NEED a costume.
She's already scary and repulsive as it is.
Quinn:
She IS NOT!
You take it back, or I'll knock every tooth out of your mouth!
Unknown Boy:
Oh, really?
You and who else?
The costumed lady over there?
Daria: :
Listen!
I may be different from most girls, but it doesn't mean I don't have feelings!
Unknown Boy:
You think I CARE about your feelings?
As I said, DARIA doesn't need a costume! She'd scare off ANYONE just the way she is!
Quinn:
I'm warning you!
Back off, or else!
20961
Brittany: *talking about Kevin* "He'd make a wonderful father."
Daria: "To a coconut."
20960
Daria: "I can just see the headline: 'Quaterback and others perish'."
20959
Daria: Thats a circle.
Brittney: More like a square to me
Daria: Circles have no sides.
Brittney: So?
20958
Brittney: I like being the host at parties! Its easier to come home from!
20957
Boy: Hey ladies! Where have you been all of our life?
Daria: Waiting here for you. We were born in this room, Grow up in this room and now that you have arrived our lifes can began.
20956
Jane: So. You want to go?
Daria: I would rather eat glass.
20955
Trent and Guitar player:
Guitar Player: We went over this hill and all we found was corn, it wasn't very helpful. "Helpful Corn" that's a good name for a band.

Trent: Better then "Mystic Spiral"?
-Trent and Guitar player
20954
Some Guy and Jane:
Some Guy: You know what they say, 'A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. Jane: Not if you're diabetic.
-Some Guy and Jane
20953
Quinns friend:
Quinn, I want my lotion back
-Quinns friend
20952
Jane & Daria:
Daria: "Maybe hanging out with my family won't be so bad..."
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Jane: "I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain and you must be destroyed."
-Jane & Daria
20951
Jane:
Did you know that Pore Refiner backwards was Renifer Erop?
-Jane
20950
Jane:
Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains
-Jane
20949
Daria:
I'm the misery chick!
-Daria
20948
Daria and Quinn:
You're following me!!"
"We go to the same school.
-Daria and Quinn
20947
Daria & Jake:
Jake - How come Quinn never introduces us to her friends?
Daria - Why don't you ask the little people who live in your potatoes?

-Daria & Jake
20946
Daria & Jane:
Jane - You know, being a post-apocalyptic town is going to be cool. Other towns will be scared of us.
Daria - I'm sure they already are.
-Daria & Jane
20945
Jane:
Daria? (pause) Daria. (pause) Talking toilet?

-Jane
20944
Daria:
Oh... I see. All right, then. It's a guy and a girl and they're discussing... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.

-Daria
20943
Daria:
It's a soul train. Beep, beep. Then I'm boared.
-Daria