The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
Uncle Phil:
I got a few questions for you. When you've got this confession from these two young men, do they have a lawyer present? No, because I'm their lawyer. Did you notify their parents? No, because we're their parents. So Officer, don't tell us to wait and don't tell us to sit down. Just open that damn cell and let these two boys out of there or I'm gonna tie this place up with so much litigation that YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED LAWYERS!
Is he in there?
No. the coast is CLEEEEAAAAR!!!
Will and Uncle Phil:
Will: Come on Uncle Phil, you're gonna ruin my rep.
Uncle Phil: You're only 17, you don't have a rep yet.
Uncle Phil:
YOU DID WHAT?! Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds?!
I know I am, Dad.
All the brothers play there hair like this, Hair on top, none on the sides (points to Uncle Phil) but I guess y'all got knida a reverse thing going on
Will teases me but you don't see me going yo yo homie yo
-Uncle Phil
Hey Carlton, Do you know the french word for foreplay??? Because there is none
Aight, first of all Quincy, check your ego at the door
-will smith
Director: What do you two think your doing?
Will: I was just trying to get to my room, Ty what was you doing?
Ty: I was trying to be in the video
Will: Listen, this is my house, if you wanna be in a video go rob a liqour store
Ty: You ever try going to 6 fast food joints on a city bus?
Will: Naw, I was saving that for prom
If you went down to Jazz's neighbourhood looking the way you look and talking the way you talk, you wouldn't come back walking the way you walk.
Right choice Joyce
-Will Smith
Carlton: Will, while your in training you must stay away from fats, chocolates and women
Will: damn, I should really cancel my date with that fat chocolate woman
Will and Carlton:
Carlton: I hear someone in this room likes poetry, try this one on for size. "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are poets, Will tell me it isn't true."
Will: I got a poem for you Carlton, try this one on for size. "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jazz and I are black, but Carlton what are you?"
The night was so hot peoples were pulling up on camels, yo check this out
Vivian: it seems like just the other day I was wiping the tears from carltons eyes
will: it was just the other day aunt viv, I told you Jurassic park was too scary for him
It's about to be dissfest '91 around here, and I feel one coming
-Will Smith
Vivian: How much longer for the coffee Jeffery?
Jeffery: At this rate, when queen elizabeth opens for queen latefah
Hilary: sorry I'm late we were driving behind some idiot and his flying carpet
Uncle Phil: Back in college, I had a professor named Matthew Langford. The man changed my life. You want to know how? He challenged me.
Will: To what? A pie-eating contest?