The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
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Will and Uncle Phil:
Will: Come on Uncle Phil, you're gonna ruin my rep.
Uncle Phil: You're only 17, you don't have a rep yet.
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Uncle Phil:
YOU DID WHAT?! Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds?!
Carlton:
I know I am, Dad.
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All the brothers play there hair like this, Hair on top, none on the sides (points to Uncle Phil) but I guess y'all got knida a reverse thing going on
-Will
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Will teases me but you don't see me going yo yo homie yo
-Uncle Phil
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Hey Carlton, Do you know the french word for foreplay??? Because there is none
-Will
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Aight, first of all Quincy, check your ego at the door
-will smith
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Director: What do you two think your doing?
Will: I was just trying to get to my room, Ty what was you doing?
Ty: I was trying to be in the video
Will: Listen, this is my house, if you wanna be in a video go rob a liqour store
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Ty: You ever try going to 6 fast food joints on a city bus?
Will: Naw, I was saving that for prom
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Will:
If you went down to Jazz's neighbourhood looking the way you look and talking the way you talk, you wouldn't come back walking the way you walk.
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Right choice Joyce
-Will Smith
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Carlton: Will, while your in training you must stay away from fats, chocolates and women
Will: damn, I should really cancel my date with that fat chocolate woman
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Will and Carlton:
Carlton: I hear someone in this room likes poetry, try this one on for size. "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are poets, Will tell me it isn't true."
Will: I got a poem for you Carlton, try this one on for size. "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jazz and I are black, but Carlton what are you?"
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The night was so hot peoples were pulling up on camels, yo check this out
-Will
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Vivian: it seems like just the other day I was wiping the tears from carltons eyes
will: it was just the other day aunt viv, I told you Jurassic park was too scary for him
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It's about to be dissfest '91 around here, and I feel one coming
-Will Smith
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Vivian: How much longer for the coffee Jeffery?
Jeffery: At this rate, when queen elizabeth opens for queen latefah
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Hilary: sorry I'm late we were driving behind some idiot and his flying carpet
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Uncle Phil: Back in college, I had a professor named Matthew Langford. The man changed my life. You want to know how? He challenged me.
Will: To what? A pie-eating contest?
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Uncle Phil: Geoffrey, get me my tools.
Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?
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Will:
YA'LL AINT GOT TO GO HOME, BUT YA'LL GOT TO GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!