Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes
29325
Donatello:
The Shedder?
Michelangelo:
Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw
29324
The Shredder:
You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. *I* am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These... turtles.
29323
Casey Jones:
[about April's farmhouse] Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes of Wrath?
April:
Very funny. I told you, I haven't been up here in years.
29322
Tatsu:
I do not understand. Why do the Turtles trouble you, Master? They had not been seen for many days.
Shredder:
Something about the way you describe their fighting. Something familiar, something...from the past.
29321
Donatello:
Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks.
Michaelangelo:
No joke. The only thing safe in the woods... would be the trees!
29320
Michaelangelo:
God, I love being a turtle!
29319
Pizza Delivery Guy:
I gotta get a new route, and I thought I'd deliver everywhere.
29318
Raphael:
What's a guy gotta do to get some food around here?
29317
Casey Jones:
So long freak, I got work to do!
Raphael:
Freak? FREAK?
29316
Leonardo:
Hey Raph, where you going?
Raphael:
Out to a movie. That okay with you?
Leonardo:
Yeah.
29315
Raphael:
Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand Cricket.
29314
Raphael:
A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
29313
Donatello:
Donatello: Look, nyuk nyuk, I think he's blushing.
Raphael:
I am not!
Donatello:
I think he's actually turning red!
Raphael:
HAIYA! (throws sai between Donatello's legs)
Donatello:
Uh..maybe not.
29312
Raphael:
What Russian novel embraces more than 500 characters and is set in the Napoleonic Wars?
Donatello:
'War and Peace'
29311
Casey Jones:
(kisses the golf club) I'll never call golf a dull game again.
29310
Raph:
Now I know how it feels to travel without a greencard
29309
Foot Soldier:
We've been looking for you, Ms. O'Neil.
April:
What, I'm I behind on my sony payments again?
29308
Foot Thug:
We have a loyalty to the Shredder!
Splinter:
The Shredder uses you! He poisons your minds to obtain that which he desires; he cares nothing for you or the people you hurt!
Foot Thug:
We're a family.
Casey Jones:
Family? Is that what you said, "family"? Wait, you call this here and that down there "family"?
29307
Leonardo:
Gotcha!
29306
Leonardo:
[Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neil into the sewer] Are you crazy?
Raphael:
Yeah, Leo - I'm crazy, OK? A loony, OK?
Donatello:
Why?
Raphael:
Why? Why - Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?