An evil succubus is preying on libidinous black men in New York, and all that stands in her way is a minister-in-training, an aspiring actor, and a cop that specializes in cases involving the supernatural.
Mr. Krabs:"[walks out] What's with all the ruckus? [gasps and points at a seahorse as she stands innocently idle] A monster scaring away me customers!"
"You're a mystery, SpongeBob. [SpongeBob laughs] Get rid of it."
"It's either you or Mystery."
"SpongeBob, thanks for finally getting rid of that horse!"
"Now, if we could just get rid of Squidward. [laughs then walks out]"
SpongeBob:"That's not a monster, Mr. Krabs: It's a horse; She's my friend; Her name is Mystery."
"Huh? Please Mr. Krabs, let her stay; She won't hurt nobody nohow!"
"I knew I should've named her Debbie. [later in the kitchen…]"
"[sadly] You're welcome, Mr. Krabs."
"Good one, sir. [takes off his contacts, and opens the cabinet with Mystery] Hah! It worked, girl. [cutaway…] I'll just keep you here until Patrick finishes that stable I asked him to build. Only eight more hours. [closes cabinet]"
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