Phineas and Ferb
Debut: August 17, 2007
Intros
"Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together": 2/13/09 (12am) Disney XD laun...
Persian intro (winter)
Korean intro (Christmas)
Persian intro (normally dubbed)
Romanian intro (winter)
Serbian intro (winter)
Credits
"Crack That Whip"/"Lazy Day" (1.18 [5/24/08]): End credits w/ Disney Prince...
Mandarin Chinese episode 2 credits
Icelandic episode 2 credits
French credits
Hebrew credits
Polish credits from episode 2 (with on-screen Polish dub credits, as shown ...
Posters
Quotes
Doofenshmirtz:
"I hope you're ready for the big show, Perry the Platypus! [plugs the blue plug with the green wire] because Evil Incorporated is on the air! [his Preempt-inator activates]"
Baseballcaster:
"[a man is watching one of the main season games on TV] …down as 2 and 2. Here's the pitch. [goes into static]"
Doofenshmirtz (v/o):
"We preempt your normal programming with the first annual Telethon of Evil! And now live; because it's evil spelled backwards; your host - Heinz Doofenshmirtz!"
Doofenshmirtz:
"♪I want your money
I'm strapped for cash
I need your money
Too lazy to get a job
Give me your money
I'm not being funny
Give me your money today!♪"
Dad:
"[Dad, from the playtipus' host family, is also watching it at his dental appointment] This is a brilliant work of satire; It's my new favorite show."
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Baljeet:
"Ladies?"
"Well, I usually attend college level conferences, but I thought I would dumb it down for the weekend."
Candace:
"Baljeet: This seminar is for high school kids. What are you doing here?"
[to Stacy] "Uhh; Are we supposed to take notes?""
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Doofenshmirtz:
"[his political campaign for Mayor] Hey; Guess what, Tri-State Area? I, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have seized control and am now your supreme leader. Seriously: Life as you know it is over. Thank you and remember: Doof you; Doof me; Doof us! [disclaimer] I'm Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and I approve this evil message."
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Baljeet:
"[trapped in a dome with Phineas, Ferb, Isabela and Buford] Do me a favor - Next time you want to make a fiendishly clever computer-controlled contraption, call one of your other friends."
Phineas:
"Hey! That's it. Tower: You were programmed to trap Ferb and me and our friends; But we've got friends all over Danville."
"In fact, we have friends all over the Tri-State Area."
"You're right: Tokyo, Paris, Nepal; We have friends all over the Earth."
"In fact: we even have an alien friend named Meap; He's from another planet. So, really: We have friends all over the galaxy."
[after their friends leave] "So, the entire galaxy. That enough elbow room for ya?"
Tower:
"[expands dome to around the city] Is that so?"
[expands dome to the area] Well: Aren't we popular?"
[expands dome to the entire Earth] Look at me: I've got friends all over the Earth; All right then."
[P&F's Big Idea jumps up outside Earth and expands its dome to the Milky Way] "A small matter for one such as me. You will never escape. Never!""
Ferb:
"Plus: There was that small matter of circumnavigating the globe."
"Well, for today."
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Monogram:
"Agent P: Doofenshmirtz has crippled the entire worldwide internet by spreading a so-called viral video over the whole planet. Watch carefully, Agent P: What you're about to see may be the masterstroke of an evil genius who has distracted us with smaller schemes while secretly moving us into checkmate."
Doofenshmirtz (in video):
"I am a superstar! [grunting, falls into toilet; toilet flushes] It won't stop flushing! [Agent P stares wide-eyed for a moment, then smiles, trying not to laugh]"
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Mom:
"Hey, boys."
[cut to backyard] "What are you up to today?"
"I don't see any monster trucks."
(oblivious) "You boys have such active imaginations. You must get it from your father."
[the pickup car arrives] "Oh: Charlene's here; I'm off to my cooking class."
Phineas:
"hi, Mom!
[he and Ferb uses the analog controllers] "We're racing our remote-controlled monster trucks.
"Oh, that's 'cause we rigged them to go light-speed. You know how those stock motors are. They never give you enough action."
"Bye, Mom. Final lap, Ferb [the cars suddenly materialize and speed off, leaving behind trails of fire] Aw! Another photo finish; I'm never watching closely enough to see who won."
Dad:
"[inside…] Let's see: Green goes to number 5. (laughs) I'm painting!"
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Dad:
"Boys; Boys; Come quick!"
"It's the new, digitally remastered third series of 'Pinhead Pierre'; Only the best series ever of my favorite show ever! That's all."
Phineas:
"what is it, Dad?"
[He and Ferb bounce down on a large inflatable ball] "You had us at 'come quick!'."
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Nick Fury:
"Agent P - Iron Man, Thor, Hulk and Spider-Man have lost their superpowers to a mysterious power-siphoning ray, which we believe originated somewhere in the Danville area. We fear a group of supervillains are closing in. We need you to monitor the situation and report back. [at Monogram, now wearing eyepatches on both eyes] Francis, I'm gonna need you. Now what are you doing?"
Carl (o.s.):
"He thinks two eyepatches make him look twice as cool."
Monogram:
"I don't know what you're talking about. [Fury groans]"
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Isabella:
"So, how are we gonna retrieve my sash?"
"Gross… but cool! but Pinky will eat anything but dog food; He likes grilled cheese sandwiches. [her dog pants excitedly]"
Phineas:
"Here - Ferb made this multimedia presentation: We shrink the sub down with Ferb and me in it and put it in Pinky's dog food. After he eats us, the sub extrudes two mechanical arms, which fold up the sash to microscopic size and pull it into the sash storage unit. Finally, we pilot up into the mouth and have Pinky drool us out. Easy."
"Not a problem. You make the sandwich; We'll make the sub. [Ferb imitates Pinky's panting]"
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Phineas:
"Hey, Ferb: Summer doesn't last forever, and we've got too many plans for just the two of us. We either need more days of summer, or more of us."
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Candace:
"Oh, this is just out of control. / (2x) Mom!"
"Uhh; Mom, come home quick! There's a giant mob; I'm a super fiend; I'm roasting them with laser vision; and- Hey: What do you mean, 'Psychotic rant'?"
"Has everyone gone crazy?!"
Mom:
"[voicemail recording] Hi, this is Mom. Leave your psychotic rant about the boys when you hear the beep. [beep]"
Pedro:
"Hey, look, everybody: it's the Control Freak. [yelling/booing]"
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Doofenshmirtz:
"Good news, sweetie: I can send you to the movies after all!"
Vanessa:
"Really, Dad: It's no big deal. [his father zaps her with his Teleport-inator]"
Kids/Candace:
"[Vanessa ends up in a movie theater showing a 'Festival' of…; she facepalms] (2x) ♪Ducky Mo, Ducky Momo♪"
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Bowling for Soup:
"(2x) ♪So stick with us
'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna spread
some Christmas cheer!♪ [lets join them in their 'Christmas Vacation!']"
Candace:
"Mom: Phineas and Ferb are making a Christmas special!"
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Spider-Man:
"Aunt May: Phineas and Ferb are making a crossover!"
Phineas:
"Yeah: We are! [welcome to 'Mission Marvel']"
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Monogram:
"[about Princess Baldegunde] We don't actually have a photo of her, but whatever. She's a 15-year-old girl, they all pretty much look alike… Carl, put up a picture of a 15-year-old girl! [Carl puts up a picture of Candace] Uh; Now put a crown on her. [a crown appears onto Candace's head] There! There's your princess."
"All right, put it up there. [Carl replaced it with a uncanny resemblance to Candace] Oh, wow, what are the odds?"
"What did I tell you about breaking the fourth wall, Carl?"
Carl (offscreen):
"Oh wait, sir: I found a picture of the actual princess."
"Well: It is a cartoon, sir."
"Sorry, sir."
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Monogram:
"Ah, Agent P: We're sorry; We know you're on vacation, but Doofenshmirtz is driving a big rig not far from your current location; We need you to reroute your family and catch up to him; Find out what he's up to and put a stop to it. Oh, I envy you; The romance of the open road; The tire chunks all up and down the shoulder, and that ever-mysterious single shoe."
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Doofenshmirtz:
"(laughing maniacally) Now my ultimate triumph is at hand! Prepare to be hypnotized by a video scientifically created to get stuck in your heads, forever!"
"(4x) No, / oh, get back in there! Wait why isn't…? What; Perry the Platypus? [in-and-out the DVD against Agent P] I swear, of all the aquatic mammals I hang with, you are truly the most uncooperative!"
"It's working; It's working!"
Doofenshmirtz (on-screen):
"[hypnotizing song loop] ♪My name is Doof
And you'll do what I say
(Whoop whoop!)♪"
Monogram:
"Noooooo!"
[Perry crashes in] "Avert your ears, Agent P; Cover your ears!"
"Oh no, Agent P: It's stuck in their heads!"
Singular Victim:
"♪His name is Doof
And I'll do what he says
(Whoop whoop!)♪"
Crowd of Victims:
"♪His name is Doof
And we'll do what he says
(Whoop whoop!)♪"
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Doofenshmirtz:
"Alright, Danville, get ready for a carbon footprint you'll never forget!! [His -inator stomps onto the faucet, but Buford's Tuff Gum gets stuck to it] Hey, hey- What? Oh, see? This! This is why I hate nature! It's always getting stuck to your foot! Yech! [The waterfall drops off.] There ya go."
Farmer's Wife:
"['Spring Water Bottling'] I can't believe it; You walk away from a profitable miniature golf franchise and open up a spring water bottling plant right in the middle of town! What; Didja think a mountain spring was just gonna fall out of the sky? [Indeed!]"
Farmer:
"You've never believed in me."
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Phineas:
"Our father-daughter teams are changing positions and settling in for the gooseberry pie eating contest - Each team will have sixty seconds to eat as much pie as possible with their hands behind their backs. [horn blows. Candace digs in. robot Dad's mouth becomes a vacuum sucking a set of pies. hence platypuses don't eat pies, the controlling Perry gathers them one-by-one and sets them down to the grass from the robot's butt.]"
Balthazar:
"[passes by and sees it with four] Ew!"
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Biker:
"[to Vanessa] Hey, sweetheart: How'd you like to take a ride on a real bike?"
Doofenshmirtz:
"She's sixteen! [He zaps him with his helmet. The biker pops up into a baby ailen dimension where a giant one hits him with his rubber hammer] You know: Ever since I installed the Away-inator on my helmet, driving is fun again!"
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