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Quote O' Matic
Peggy: "Okay, Honey, now it's time to do your chores."
Al: "Wait a second, Peg, we had sex three nights ago. I'm still kinda woozy."
Peggy: "The garbage, Al. The longer of the two jobs."
Al: "And the more rewarding. [Al picks up garbage bag which rips and spills the contents]"
Peggy: "Don't you even know how to do that?"
Al: "Well thanks, Peg. Now it's exactly like sex."
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