A Late-80s ABC Promo
This ad features a litany of ABC stars dancing to a re-tooled version of Martha And The Vandella's "Dancing In The Streets". They even have Winnie The
Quote O' Matic
Kermit the Frog:
"(Gasp) Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?"
Miss Piggy:
"Um... well... uh... uh... what would make you think a thing like that?"
Kermit the Frog:
"The photographer who was just here. He was from Tongue Magazine."
Miss Piggy:
"Oh. Uh-huh... Well, it was just a little teeny-tiny item."
Kermit the Frog:
"[Getting angry] It was a cover story about us being secretly married!"
Miss Piggy:
"Just a little slight exaggeration."
Kermit the Frog:
"[shouting] That's a bold-faced lie, Piggy! I will not stand around while you do dumb things like that, Piggy! You've done that to me too many times, Piggy! I will not stand for it! I will not stand for it!"
Miss Piggy:
"Well, what are you going to do?"
Kermit the Frog:
"[Still shouting] I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Piggy. I'm going to *fire* you! Piggy, you are fired! You are fired, Piggy! You are fired! Fired!"
Miss Piggy:
"But, I am supposed to be in the next number!"
Kermit the Frog:
"[Still shouting] I will can, Uh [To the loudspeaker microphone] Cancel the next number. Instead, bring the snorers chorus."
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