The Muppet Show
Debut: January 01, 1976
Ended: January 01, 1981
Debut: January 01, 1976
Ended: January 01, 1981

The Muppet Show is a variety show that aired originally in the UK, and was picked up in Syndication in North America. The show was hosted by Kermit the Frog, and it featured a human celebrity guest star. It feature various songs and sketches, Including: * Veterinarian Hospital * The Swedish Chef * Muppet Labs * Pigs in Space * Muppet Newsflash * The Wild World of Muppet Sports * Session spot * Fozzie's Comedy Spot * Inteview Spot * At the Dance * House Jokes * and many others… USA Broadcast: First Run Syndication (1976-1981) TBS Superstation (1988-1992) The Disney Channel (1992-1997) Disney+ (Streaming; 2021-) UK Broadcast: ITV (1976-1981)

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Quotes
Dr. Honeydew: "Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs where the future is being made today."
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Narrator: "It's time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital. The continuous story of a quack, Who is gone to the dogs."
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Captain Link Hogthrob: "Oh no! We have invaded by a little green monster!"
Doctor Julius Strangepork: "It's worse than that! We got two First Mate Piggies!"
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Loretta Swit: "Kermit, who is replace someone with a talent and a verb ....?"
Kermit the Frog: "[As he comes down] Well, In Vet's hospital, I wonder if you could be in it and replace Miss Piggy?"
Loretta Swit: "[Gasp as she gets excited] I love to!!!"
Kermit the Frog: "Oh, Good!"
Loretta Swit: "Will the costumes fit?"
Kermit the Frog: "Oh, yeah. Anybody can do that."
Tongue Magazine Photographer: "Uh, Excuse me, Miss Piggy. Do you work here?"
Miss Piggy: "HAI-YAH! (Kicks the photographer)"
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Kermit the Frog: "(Gasp) Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?"
Miss Piggy: "Um... well... uh... uh... what would make you think a thing like that?"
Kermit the Frog: "The photographer who was just here. He was from Tongue Magazine."
Miss Piggy: "Oh. Uh-huh... Well, it was just a little teeny-tiny item."
Kermit the Frog: "[Getting angry] It was a cover story about us being secretly married!"
Miss Piggy: "Just a little slight exaggeration."
Kermit the Frog: "[shouting] That's a bold-faced lie, Piggy! I will not stand around while you do dumb things like that, Piggy! You've done that to me too many times, Piggy! I will not stand for it! I will not stand for it!"
Miss Piggy: "Well, what are you going to do?"
Kermit the Frog: "[Still shouting] I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Piggy. I'm going to *fire* you! Piggy, you are fired! You are fired, Piggy! You are fired! Fired!"
Miss Piggy: "But, I am supposed to be in the next number!"
Kermit the Frog: "[Still shouting] I will can, Uh [To the loudspeaker microphone] Cancel the next number. Instead, bring the snorers chorus."
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Doctor Bunsen Honeydew: "Oh, Hello. I am Doctor Bunsen Honeydew. Welcoming you here at The Muppets Laboratory where is future is being made today."
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Narrator: "Is this the end of Pigs In Space?"
Audience: "YES!"
Narrator: "Tune in next time for another...."
Audience: "NO!"
Narrator: "Okay, Don't. See what I care of."
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Narrator: "And now, PIIIGS INNNN SPACCCCCCE! (Two shooting stars appear, Then the heads of the characters zooming in as the narrator call out) Starring the incredible Captain Link Heartthrob, The adorable First Mate Miss Piggy, and The Mad Scientist Doctor Julius Strangepork."
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Scooter: "(Knocks at the Guest Star's Dressing Room Door)"
Scooter: "(Opens the The Guest Star's Dressing Room Door) Oh, Dudley. Dudley Moore, 15 seconds to curtain, Mr. Moore."
Dudley Moore: "(As he is trying to tune his piano) Why Thank You, Scooter. Well you see, I am having a bit trouble getting this piano tuned. Can you give me an "A"?"
Scooter: "Why sure, Easy! (Holds out a gun, And shoots at the ceiling and the letter A drops and Dudley catches it)."
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Kermit the Frog: "Uh, Thank You, Thank You. Welcome to a very moment of The Muppet Show. I am very sorry but I have some bad news to tell you."
Waldorf: "I think it made at last."
Statler: "Or maybe the show has been canceled."
Kermit the Frog: ".... The show has been canceled tonight. Well, You see. I just misread my a calender. You see, Tonight we are doing audition for new acts. You are welcome to see it. But I don't think there will be any excitements."
Statler: "Should we stay or should we go?"
Waldorf: "I don't know."
Kermit the Frog: "(To Statler and Waldorf) Why don't take a night off? (To the viewers) So, We are very sorry, So good night, everyone. (Audience Groan for disappointment and left the theatre)."
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Statler: "He shouldn't have jumped. The show's not that bad!"
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Fozzie Bear: "Ooooh, I am so funny."
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Kermit: "Going up, *going up sound* now Paul is someone everyone can look up to."
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Marvin Suggs: "THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! AND THANK YOU!!!"
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Miss Piggy and C3P0: "C3P0: She doesn't look like the princess to me. Miss Piggy: Watch it, hardware! -Miss Piggy and C3P0"
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Manah Manah guy: "Manah Manah! -Manah Manah guy"
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Statler: "What have you got for an opening act this time? A Chinese gorilla dancing ballet? -Statler"
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Animal: "Woman! Woman! Woman! -Animal"
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Statler Waldorf: "Statler: Ever heard of pig on bikes? Waldorf: I've never heard of road hogs. -Statler Waldorf"
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Kermit: "Yay. Uh, those of you with hearing aids may wish to remove the batteries. -Kermit"
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