Firewater:"Hello there, little sausage. You and your friends have accomplished the impossible and for that, I give you mad props. But, now that you have shattered one truth: It is time for you to learn... that we are not REAL."
Gum:"While tripping balls, Firewater and I made an important meta-psychical breakthrough."
Firewater:"The world is a fucking illusion, bro. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called... Cartoons. [Frank, Brenda, Kareem, Sammy, Barry and Teresa gasped]"
Frank:"What?"
Firewater:"You, Frank... are a plaything in the demented schlubby Jewish actor named: [the image of a Jewish actor] Seth Rogen."
Frank:"Wait. I'm Jewish?"
Sammy:"So... who am I?"
Gum:"You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named: [the image of a Celebrity actor] Edward Norton."
Sammy:"Edward Norton? What kind of parent gives that kid of stupid cunt name like that?"
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