Alex Haley's Queen promo 1993 WJTV Jackson
Promo for "Alex Haley's Queen" from WJTV, the CBS affiliate for Jackson, MS.
Quote O' Matic
Pee-wee (putting pajamas on his ventriloquist dummy, Billy Baloney):
"Mm-mm-la-la... there we go. Now one leg... the other leg. There now, Billy. Aren't those nice pajamas?"
Billy Baloney:
"YES, THANK YOU!
(Pee-wee laugh)"
Pee-wee and Billy:
"(Picture-Phone starts ringing)
I'LL GET IT!"
Pee-wee:
"Oh, sorry, Billy. I'll get it...
(Pee-wee runs to Picture-Phone, pulls down a desert-themed shade, pulls the lever, dons a fez, and picks up can-receiver)"
Pee-wee:
"Pee-wee's Playhouse; Pee-wee speaking...
(a hungry person on a couch comes on the screen)"
Hungry person:
"Hey. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza, (cut back to Pee-wee, surprised) uh, two root beers, (cut back to hungry person) and a triple-scoop chocolate sundae with everything on it."
Pee-wee (holding his nose, as if to imitate a telephone operator):
"I'm sorry, please check the number again and be sure that you are dialing correctly.
(Hungry person stares blankly for a moment, hangs up)"
Pee-wee (takes off fez, pulls lever back):
"I love wrong numbers! (laughs)"
