MTV's New Fall Season (1988) Promo 1
Less music videos, more specials...
Quote O' Matic
Realistic Fish Head:
"We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a News Blast - 'Terror in a Shell'. This just in… fear and disease are spreading like wildfire as a killer snail has been biting the denizens of Bikini Bottom, infecting them with… Mad Snail Disease. Ask any old fish on the street and they'll tell you that germs enter through the bite radius, traveling upstream until the entire host body is full of… Mad Snail Disease. We now take you to Action News Reporter Perch Perkins live on the scene."
Perch:
"Perch Perkins here with the first victim of this epidemic. Tell me, Mr. Tentacles: When did you first begin to suspect you were a zombie?"
"Hey; I have ticklish ribs too, and I haven't even been bitten."
"Well, you heard it here first! We're all doomed to a horrible demise. Thanks to a diseased snail! [screams and runs around in circles]"
Squidward:
"Well: after I was bitten by a mad snail, I began to get a rash followed by loss of balance, ticklish rib cage, and a few other symptoms."
Ralph:
"[runs up to them] Hey, I was bitten by a snail! I kinda feel off balance… [falls over] Whoa!"
"Oh no, it's spreading through the air! [all scream]"
SpongeBob:
"[shocked due to the news] Gary!? [horn honking] I can't believe that sweet and slimy snail would cause all this destruction."
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