Vigilante Force on CBS Wednesday Night Movies
Taken from 1976 Movie with both late Kris Kristofferson and Jan-Michael Vincent.
Quote O' Matic
Bridgekeeper:
"Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."
Sir Lancelot:
"Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid."
Bridgekeeper:
"What... is your name?"
Sir Lancelot:
"My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot."
Bridgekeeper:
"What... is your quest?"
Sir Lancelot:
"To seek the Holy Grail."
Bridgekeeper:
"What... is your favourite colour?"
Sir Lancelot:
"Blue."
Bridgekeeper:
"Go on. Off you go."
Sir Lancelot:
"Oh, thank you. Thank you very much."
Sir Robin:
"That's easy."
Bridgekeeper:
"Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."
Sir Robin:
"Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid."
Bridgekeeper:
"What... is your name?"
Sir Robin:
"Sir Robin of Camelot."
Bridgekeeper:
"What... is your quest?"
Sir Robin:
"To seek the Holy Grail."
Bridgekeeper:
"What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]"
Sir Robin:
"I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]"
Sir Robin:
"Auuuuuuuugh."
Bridgekeeper:
"Stop. What... is your name?"
Galahad:
"Sir Galahad of Camelot."
Bridgekeeper:
"What... is your quest?"
Galahad:
"I seek the Grail."
Bridgekeeper:
"What... is your favourite colour?"
Galahad:
"Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]"
Galahad:
"auuuuuuuugh."
Bridgekeeper:
"Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?"
King Arthur:
"It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons."
Bridgekeeper:
"What... is your quest?"
King Arthur:
"To seek the Holy Grail."
Bridgekeeper:
"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
King Arthur:
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
Bridgekeeper:
"Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]"
Bridgekeeper:
"Auuuuuuuugh."
Sir Bedevere:
"How do know so much about swallows?"
King Arthur:
"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
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