Apple PowerBook - What's on your PowerBook? (1992)
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Aired: 1992
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Bridgekeeper: "Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."
Sir Lancelot: "Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is your name?"
Sir Lancelot: "My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is your quest?"
Sir Lancelot: "To seek the Holy Grail."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is your favourite colour?"
Sir Lancelot: "Blue."
Bridgekeeper: "Go on. Off you go."
Sir Lancelot: "Oh, thank you. Thank you very much."
Sir Robin: "That's easy."
Bridgekeeper: "Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see."
Sir Robin: "Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is your name?"
Sir Robin: "Sir Robin of Camelot."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is your quest?"
Sir Robin: "To seek the Holy Grail."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is the capital of Assyria? [pause]"
Sir Robin: "I don't know that. [he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]"
Sir Robin: "Auuuuuuuugh."
Bridgekeeper: "Stop. What... is your name?"
Galahad: "Sir Galahad of Camelot."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is your quest?"
Galahad: "I seek the Grail."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is your favourite colour?"
Galahad: "Blue. No, yel... [he is also thrown over the edge]"
Galahad: "auuuuuuuugh."
Bridgekeeper: "Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?"
King Arthur: "It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is your quest?"
King Arthur: "To seek the Holy Grail."
Bridgekeeper: "What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
King Arthur: "What do you mean? An African or European swallow?"
Bridgekeeper: "Huh? I... I don't know that. [he is thrown over]"
Bridgekeeper: "Auuuuuuuugh."
Sir Bedevere: "How do know so much about swallows?"
King Arthur: "Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
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