Maxwell Smart:"[Max is driving, with the Chief riding shotgun, recklessly across a golf course, and is being pummeled with golf balls] Chief, I have to say this whole thing really stems my plans. I can not get over the fact that 23 is a traitor."
The Chief:"Sand trap. [They plow through a sand dune]"
Maxwell Smart:"Now I know how you must have felt when you thought I was a traitor, it is demoralizing!"
The Chief:"Tractor. [they crash over a tractor]"
Maxwell Smart:"Argh, I don't know how I missed it, I am usually very observant."
The Chief:"Swordfish! [they crash right into a shack, and a swordfish on the roof is impaled through the windshield, coming only inches away from the Chief's head. Max brings the car to a stop by an airport perimeter fence]"
Maxwell Smart:"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
The Chief:"[calmly] I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit! Holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head!"? If so, then yes."
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