Candace:"♪Mom, look, don't roll your eyes at me!
Mom, look, just come over and see
Mom, look, it shouldn't be so hard!
Mom, look, they built it in the backyard♪"
Candace [Mom]:"♪Once they made it winter in June [I didn't see it.]
Built a rocket to the moon. [I didn't see it.]
Mom, they cause me so much pain! [Now, Candace…]
Once they even gave me Perry's brain! [Oh, for crying out loud.]♪"
Candace:"♪They built a submarine; a time machine
A haunted house that made me scream
Drove cattle through the mall
Built a giant bowling ball
Blew me up to fifty feet
A chariot dragged me down the street [stops for a breath]♪
♪Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze
Shoelace tips a household phrase
Shot me through a circus tent
Always asked where Perry went
A lava flow destroyed my face
A giant roller derby race
Thawed a caveman out of ice
Built a roller coaster twice!♪"
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