WGN-TV November Movies Next Week The Toughest Guys
With The Sting from 1973, Death Wish II from 1982, The Gauntlet from 1977, A Force of One from 1979 and Conan the Barbarian from 1982.
Quote O' Matic
Complaint Department Lady:
"Complaint Department."
Megan Marples:
"Hello, my name is Megan Marples, that is. And this is my dog, Sniffles."
Complaint Department Lady:
"Is that your complaint?"
Megan Marples:
"Why, no it is not! You see, I bought this hat and it has a hole in it. Observe the whole."
Complaint Department Lady:
"[grabbing dog] Well, this is the weirdest hat I've ever seen."
Megan Marples:
"No, no, no, no. That is my dog. This is my hat."
Complaint Department Lady:
"[placing dog on head] How's it look?"
Megan Marples:
"Well, it looks like you have my dog on your head."
Complaint Department Lady:
"I feel pretty."
Megan Marples:
"Okay, as I was saying. This hat has a hole in it."
Complaint Department Lady:
"...Whatcha doin'?"
Megan Marples:
"Complaining."
Complaint Department Lady:
"May I hear your complaint?"
Megan Marples:
"Well, I sure as heck hope so! This hat has an unwanted hole in it!"
Complaint Department Lady:
"[opening dog's mouth] Well, you're right. There's a hole right here! This hat is defective."
Megan Marples:
"[throws dog down defective shoot]
No, that's my dog!"
Complaint Department Lady:
"[grabbing hat] Oh, and what a cute dog it is! Who's a cutie? Who's a cute little...
[checks under the hat]"
Complaint Department Lady:
"boy? You are!"
Megan Marples:
"You are loony!
[walks off]"
Complaint Department Lady:
"Sir, you forgot your dog!"
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