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Ethan Phillips for Multi-Grain Cheerios at A Store
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Aired: 1993
Added: August 26, 2020
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Taken from 1993 former Benson/Star Trek: Voyager actor and playwright.
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Quote O' Matic
Jeffrey Dahmer:
"If your eyes were closed, and someone went down on you, do you think you'd know the difference if it was a guy or a girl?"
Lance Bell:
"I'm not into guys, if that's what you mean."
Jeffrey Dahmer:
"How can you be sure?"
Lance Bell:
"Because I know."
Jeffrey Dahmer:
"From experience or just 'cause you always heard it was wrong?"
Lance Bell:
"Don't give me that shit. It's just the way you are."
Jeffrey Dahmer:
"Well, just for argument's sake then, just..."
Lance Bell:
"It'd be different because you'd be thinking it was a guy, and then you wouldn't be turned on by it."
Jeffrey Dahmer:
"But what if it were completely dark and you couldn't see anything? How could you be sure?"
Lance Bell:
"I guess it wouldn't matter. But so what? When am I gonna be in some dark room with some invisible guy."
Jeffrey Dahmer:
"It's kind of close-minded?"
Lance Bell:
"Why do I have to have sex with guys to be open-minded?"
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