Al:"No, ma'am, "Fore!" is what you'll have to yell when the shoe pops off your foot. Are we finished here?"
Woman:"Well, I'm not sure I like this shade of blue."
Al:"I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that's satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo!" and I'll stop."
Woman:"That's it, I'm taking my business elsewhere!"
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