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Art Van Furniture Name Brand Sale
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Aired: 1983
Added: December 01, 2021
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1983 Commercial for the defunct Detroit, MI.furnitture chain Art Van.
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Maggie Verne:
"(referring to Bethel Isley) I believe him."
Robert Verne:
"Why?"
Maggie Verne:
"Why would he have offered to let you test the water?"
Robert Verne:
"Maybe it wasn't in the water."
Maggie Verne:
"Huh?"
Robert Verne:
"Maybe it's heavier than the water. That silvery stuff on your boot...is it dry?"
Maggie Verne:
"Yes."
Robert Verne:
"They gave us a trick question in medical school. What's the only liquid in the world that isn't wet?"
Maggie Verne:
"What was the answer?"
Robert Verne:
"Mercury."
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