Friar Tuck:"By the power vested in me, of God's holy church, I say let any man who has reason why these two should not be joined, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
[silence]"
Friar Tuck:"Then, I now pronounce you..."
King Richard:"Hold, I speak!
[everyone turns around to see knights coming]"
Marian:"Richard!
[everyone, except Marian and a confused Azeem, kneels]"
King Richard:"I will not allow this wedding to proceed..."
Robin of Locksley:"[gets up] My lord..."
King Richard:"...Unless, I'm allowed to give the bride away! You look radiant, cousin."
Marian:"Oh, Richard.
[they exchange kisses on the cheeks]"
Robin of Locksley:"I'm deeply honored, your majesty."
King Richard:"It is I who is honored, Lord Locksley. Thanks to you, I still have a throne. Friar, proceed!"
Friar Tuck:"Husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."
Robin of Locksley:"I know that.
[they kiss, and everyone cheers. The camera shifts to the Friar, who breaks the fourth wall and looks at the camera]"
Friar Tuck:"Now, get out of it! We're wasting good celebration time!"
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