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Grumble

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Quote O' Matic

Teacher: "Spell "couch"."

Little girl: "Couch. C-O-W..."

Billy Madison: "No!"

Teacher: "[to little girl] No, I'm sorry, that is incorrect [to Billy]"

Teacher: "Billy, if you spell this correctly you pass second grade."

Billy Madison: "Couch. C-O-R, uh, are you going to the mall today?"

Teacher: "No I'm not goin to the mall, keep spelling, mister."

Billy Madison: "Couch. C-O-U-C-H!"

Teacher: "That is correct!"

Billy Madison: "I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!"