Harry:"Your life doesn't have to end up that way!"
Dan:"I don't have a life, Harry! I have a life*style*! Do you know how many women I've slept with?"
Harry:"It doesn't matter how many women you slept with! *Pauses* More than 100?"
Dan:"You know that slogan underneath the Golden Arches, the one that reads "Over 4 Billion Served"? Let's just say I'm competitive.
*Harry sits down, shocked*"