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BossaNova

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Quote O' Matic

Complaint Department Lady: "Complaint Department."

Megan Marples: "Hello, my name is Megan Marples, that is. And this is my dog, Sniffles."

Complaint Department Lady: "Is that your complaint?"

Megan Marples: "Why, no it is not! You see, I bought this hat and it has a hole in it. Observe the whole."

Complaint Department Lady: "[grabbing dog] Well, this is the weirdest hat I've ever seen."

Megan Marples: "No, no, no, no. That is my dog. This is my hat."

Complaint Department Lady: "[placing dog on head] How's it look?"

Megan Marples: "Well, it looks like you have my dog on your head."

Complaint Department Lady: "I feel pretty."

Megan Marples: "Okay, as I was saying. This hat has a hole in it."

Complaint Department Lady: "...Whatcha doin'?"

Megan Marples: "Complaining."

Complaint Department Lady: "May I hear your complaint?"

Megan Marples: "Well, I sure as heck hope so! This hat has an unwanted hole in it!"

Complaint Department Lady: "[opening dog's mouth] Well, you're right. There's a hole right here! This hat is defective."

Megan Marples: "[throws dog down defective shoot] No, that's my dog!"

Complaint Department Lady: "[grabbing hat] Oh, and what a cute dog it is! Who's a cutie? Who's a cute little... [checks under the hat]"

Complaint Department Lady: "boy? You are!"

Megan Marples: "You are loony! [walks off]"

Complaint Department Lady: "Sir, you forgot your dog!"