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Captain_Retrograde

Id 78beda01-ad7a-49b4-b7e6-9bd18db71b27

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Johnny: "[walks into flower shop] Hi."

Flower Shop Clerk: "Can I help you?"

Johnny: "Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses, please?"

Flower Shop Clerk: "Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you. [grabs bouquet of roses] Here you go."

Johnny: "That's me. How much is it?"

Flower Shop Clerk: "It'll be eighteen dollars."

Johnny: "[hands over cash] Here you go. Keep the change. [grabs flowers and pats dog on the counter] Hi, doggy."

Flower Shop Clerk: "You're my favorite customer."

Johnny: "Thanks a lot. Bye!"

Flower Shop Clerk: "Buh-bye!"

Added By: Clint_Olson