Monogram:"Agent P: Doofenshmirtz has crippled the entire worldwide internet by spreading a so-called viral video over the whole planet. Watch carefully, Agent P: What you're about to see may be the masterstroke of an evil genius who has distracted us with smaller schemes while secretly moving us into checkmate."
Doofenshmirtz (in video):"I am a superstar! [grunting, falls into toilet; toilet flushes] It won't stop flushing! [Agent P stares wide-eyed for a moment, then smiles, trying not to laugh]"