Al:"I think one of these days, you're going to run out of flannel jokes."
Tim:"I don't think so, Al. Not with my "Complete Flannel Joke Book".
[Tim pulls out a heavy dictionary-sized hardcover book labelled "The Complete Flannel Joke Book" from behind a prop and opens it]"
Tim:"Why did the flannel cross the road? 'Cause Al was over there!" "Oh waiter, there's a fly in my flannel!" "Please... take my flannel!
[Al snatches the book from Tim]"
Tim:"Then there's your handy wallet-sized version!
[Tim pulls a tiny hardcover book of the same color out of his pocket]"
Tim:"How do you keep an idiot wearing flannel in suspense?
[Al snatches the second book]"