Corn:"[singing] Dear Gods you're so divine in each and every way to you we pray,"
Lettuce:"Dear Gods we pledge our love to you forever more,"
Caramel Corn:"We always felt we had a special bond,"
Lollipop:"Take us to the great beyond,"
Foods in cart:"Where we're sure nothing bad happens to food,"
Cheeses:"Once we're out the sliding doors things will all be grand,"
Milks:"We will live our dreams together in the promised land,"
Potato Chips:"The Gods control our fate so we all know we're in good hands,"
Fruits:"We're super sure there's nothing shitty waiting for us in the great beyond,"
Sodas and Chips in cart:"And every aisle thinks of something different,"
Honey Mustard:"Holy shit I've been chosen,"
Mayonaises:"And to this we all agree,"
Honey Mustard:"Booyah bitches I'm outta here,"
Country Cider:"Everyone else is fucking stupid,
Except for those who think like me,"
Fudge Packed Cookies:"And me,"
Peppers:"And me,"
Teriyaki Sauce:"And me,"
Zesty Mint Chicken Sauce:"Out there for an eternity we'll meditate how fucking great,"
Earl Green Teas:"Out there we'll get to teabag every day and more (hip hip),"
Olives:"We'll shove pimentos up our ass by Zeus,"
Frankführer Sauerkraut:"Ve'll exterminate ze juice,
Und subjugate the whole damned great beyond. (HEIL!)"
Frank, Barry, Carl:"[singing with the other sausages] In here, we keep our wieners in our packages. That's how it is."
Brenda:"[singing with the other buns] It sucks, but that's the way our butts keep fresh and pure. Baby, baby."
Frank, Barry, Carl:"But once we're out the doors, it's not a sin."
Brenda:"For us to let you slip it in."
Frank, Barry, Carl:"In other words, we finally get to fuck!"
Brenda:"And love!"
Frank, Barry, Carl:"And fuck!"
Brenda:"And hug!"
Frank, Barry, Carl:"And fuck!"
Brenda:"And feel!"
Frank, Barry, Carl:"And fuck!"
Brenda:"And share!"
Pumpernickel Bread:"The Gods will always care for us,"
Cake Mixes:"They won't squeeze us out their butts,"
All the foods at the checkout:"We cannot overstate how confident we are that
Our beliefs are accurate and
Nothing bad will happen to us in the great beyond! [stopped singing]"
Honey Mustard:"Kiss my brown and yellow ass! I'm going to the great beyond, MOTHERFUCKERS!"