Quote O' Matic
"So, what do you do?"
"I'm a vampire."
"Hmm. That's something I've never heard before. You mean this literally, I take it?"
"Absolutely. I was waiting for you in that alleyway"
"What a lucky break for me."
"Perhaps lucky for the both of us."
"You said you were waiting for me. What were you going to do? Kill me, drink my blood, all that stuff?"
"Yes, but you needn't be concerned with that now."
"You really believe this, don't you, that you're a vampire?"
"We can't begin this way. Let me turn on the light."
"I thought vampires didn't like the light."
"We love it. I only wanted to prepare you."
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Interview with the Vampire
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