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Uncle Harry:
"[Talking to the hotel manager, Tomaso Abalone] I'd like a baloney."
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"Yes, sir. Right here."
Uncle Harry:
"Where?"
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"Here."
Uncle Harry:
"So where's the baloney?"
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"I'm Abalone."
Uncle Harry:
"You're a baloney?"
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"That's right. [Pointedly looks at the camera]"
Uncle Harry:
"Once upon a time there were three bears."
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"Pardon me?"
Uncle Harry:
"What did you do?"
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"When?"
Uncle Harry:
"How do I know?"
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"How do you know what?"
Uncle Harry:
"By practicing constantly."
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"Practicing what?"
Uncle Harry:
"Whatever you want. I can't live your life for you."
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"What is it we're talking about?"
Uncle Harry:
"Give me a hint."
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"Who are you, sir?"
Uncle Harry:
"I'm fine. Now where's a baloney?"
Tomaso Abalone, Hotel Manager:
"*I'm* Abalone!"
Added By: Clint_Olson
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