Stanley Kael:"[in the "Evening News"; he looks at the paper] That's it! That's it; It's all over; the Wonka Contest is all over! The fifth and final ticket has been found... and we've got a live report coming in directly now from Paraguay, South America."
South American Newsreporter:"["Via Satelite"] Ladies and gentlemen, it is finished; The end has come. The fifth and last Golden Ticket has just been found, right here in Paraguay. the finder is lucky Alberto Minoleta - the multimillionaire owner of gambling casinos throughout South America."
S.A. Newsreporter:"[continues via Bucket's family TV, holds up a self-portrait] Here is the most recent picture of Alberto the happy finder - the man who has finally..."
Grandpa Joe:"[overlaps the above] Turn it off. [his mother turns the TV off]"