The Van
Release: April 07, 1977
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Quotes
Dugan Hicks:
"Well, what are you, chickening out, or we gotta match?"
Bobby:
"Yeah, I gotta match... your face and my ass."
Added By: Clint_Olson
Bobby:
"[after a take-out waitress praises his van] Hey, you wanna go share a joint on the waterbed?"
Take-out waitress:
"Waterbed? Really? I just love waterbeds."
Bobby:
"It's right there in the back."
Take-out waitress:
"I really don't have time for a joint. But I got some time for a... [signaling a humping motion] quickie."
Bobby:
"Ah... yeah... sure. [the take-out waitress steps out from behind the counter, making Bobby gasp upon noticing her very large buttocks on her otherwise thin body]"
Added By: Clint_Olson
Bobby:
"There ain't a woman around who don't love the sound of a zipper comin' down... [he barely finishes the line when the nude take-out waitress throws him on the waterbed and forces herself on him by mounting him with her very large buttocks]"
Added By: Clint_Olson
Bobby:
"[recalling how a nude take-out waitress with very large buttocks forced herself on him] Yeah, what a piece of ass."
Jack:
"Yeah? How did she feel?"
Bobby:
"Well, let's just say she was, ah... big. All over."
Jack:
"Yeah, sure."
Bobby:
"Really man, I never knew love making could be so, ahem... physical."
Added By: Clint_Olson
Dugan Hicks:
"NOBODY calls Dugan a TURD!"
Added By: Clint_Olson
