Schmendrick:
"oh god i'm engaded to a douglas fir
-Schmendrick"
Schmendrick:
"take me with you for luck for laughs for the unknown
-Schmendrick"
Schmendrick:
"Be wary of wousing a Rizard's wrath..rousing..rrrghh! Do not make me angry!
-Schmendrick"
The Cat:
"No cat out of its first fur ever gave anyone a straight answer!
-The Cat"
Amalthea:
"But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished.
-Amalthea"
Molly:
"You are an idiot! You hear me!
-Molly"
Unicorn:
"Do not boast, old woman. You death sits in that cage, and she hears you.
-Unicorn"
The Butterfly:
"Wave the flag for Hudson High, boys;
Show them how we stand!
-The Butterfly"
Schmendrick:
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.
-Schmendrick"
Unicorn:
"I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it's not the same thing.
-Unicorn"
Schmendrick:
"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns she is the only one who knows what regret is. And love.
-Schmendrick"
Unicorn:
"I am a little afraid to go home. I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I'm no longer like the others, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret, and now, I do. I...regret.
-Unicorn"
Molly:
"Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to. How dare you. How dare you come to me now, when I am this.
-Molly"
Schmendrick:
"Magic, do as you will!
-Schmendrick"
The Butterfly:
"See ya later, alligator!
-The Butterfly"
Lady Amalthea:
"I can feel this body dying all around me!
-Lady Amalthea"