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Spongebob Squarepants By: Celeste
Article Score: -28

Spongebob Square Pants airs every afternoon at 5:30 on YTV and boy do I ever hate this. I don't think I have ever hated a show more than I hate Spongebob. I have little cousins who like Spongebob, another cousin who has a girl who likes Spongebob and a friend's daughter who likes Spongebob. I just don't understand the appeal of Spongebob SquarePants.

Ever since YTV started airing Spongebob SquarePants I have been avoiding that channel on weekdays. But there's no denying Spongebob's appeal. I either just don't get it or I wasn't meant to get it. But ladies and gentlemen why let your kids watch this garbage?


Spongebob Squarepants as seen on YTV


Spongebob really isn't anything except inmature toilet humour but I've always said: "you'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator." I think that with Spongebob Squarepants this saying is true.

Other Spongebob Squarepants Characters.



Sandy Cheeks? Is that the name of a cartoon character or a drag queen?



Patrick Star is Spongebob's best friend.



Mr Krabbs is Spongebob's boss over at the Krabby Shack.



Mr Squiddworth is Spongebob's next door neighbor and grumpy co-worker at the Krabby Shack


I just don't understand why people are so attracted to this 30 minute long toilet joke but all of the reasons why I hate it are there. I hate Spongebob. Even saying his name makes me cringe. I think the only reason why I, or anyone else for that matter, hate this show is because it's nothing more than toilet humor that's aimed at kids. Like I said ladies and gentlemen why let your kids watch this trashy B.S.? Good grief people get your kids outside and let them take on a hobby such as flying kites, and get them outside for some much needed fresh air insteadl of letting your kids sit around the idiot box all day.
STOP USING YOUR TV AS AN OVERGLORIFIED BABYSITTER AND SPEND TIME WITH YOUR CHILDREN!!
God knows your children have only one chance to kive their lives and instead they're watching a covy of sea mammals degrade one another. What the hell are you teaching your children with this brainless drivel? That it's okay to degrade one another?
Keep your kids off of Sponge Bob people. It's the only way to go when you're raising kids and save it for when they're older.

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mlw1984Posted: 07/29/2008
Ducktalesfan1977, you are such a bastard. 1990's Nick didn't suck, you just outgrew it.

This article seriously sucks. If you don't like Spongebob, then don't watch it, simple as that.

Poor grammar, lack of research and again, all this stuff you are saying is YOUR opinion, not an actual fact.

Thumbs down.
Mezase MasterPosted: 10/11/2008
"Mr Squiddworth"

Lololol this article fails so badly. Spongebob is a perfect mix of childish and adult humor, so only somebody with no sense of humor at all would hate it.
knuclear200xPosted: 10/13/2008
Ahahahaah! The Krabby Shack?! thats not what its called! XDXDXDXD

and AHAHAHAHA! im getting away with posting this comment cuz u cant delete article comments!!
pepsiru1es92Posted: 10/13/2008
YOU FAIL AT ARTICLES!!!



good luck removing this comment.
MAL REYNOLDSPosted: 10/17/2008
Let me get this straight you like Gobots but not SpongeBob? Well everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I don't agree with yours.

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