Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes

1995

Sloane: "Hey Cameron, you comfortable?"

Cameron: "Hey Sloane, no."

Sloane: "So what are we going to do?"

Ferris: "The question isn't what we are going to do, it's what aren't we going to do."

Cameron: "Please say we're not going to take the car. Please say we're not going to take the car."

Ferris: "If you had a car like this, would you bring it back? Neither would I."

1994

"Do you have a kiss for Daddy?" - Ferris

1993

Druggie: "You never told me your name."
Jeanie: "Well, it's Jeanie but most guys call me Shawna."
Druggie: "Ok, Jeanie."

1992

Ferris: (Regarding John Lennon's "God") "He had a good point. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people".

1991

Rooney: "What's the score?"
Bartender: "Nothin' - nothin' "
Rooney: "Who's winning?"
Bartender: "The Bears"
Rooney: "I love baseball."

1990

Jeanie: (Still on the house intercom) "I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a SCORCHING case of herpes".

1989

Jeanie: (On the house intercom) "Excuse me: If whoever was in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police".

1988

Jeanie: (To Ferris as the parents look away) "Bite the big one, Junior!"

1987

Principle Rooney: Whats the score?
Bartender: 2-2.
Rooney: Who's winning?
Bartender: The Bears!
Rooney: I Love Baseball.

Principle Rooney and Bartender
Ferris Buller's Day Off

1986

Ferris: "Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond!"

1985

I can't *stand* him and I *hate* this goddamn *car*. Who do you love? Who do you love? You love a car!

1984

Cameron: (Ranting about his dad) "YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU LOVE A CAR!"

1983

Ferris Bueller: "I do have a test today, that wasn't a bull**** .It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

1982

Ferris:

If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I.
-Ferris

1981

Ferris and Sloane:

Ferris: What is he doing?

Sloane: He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.
-Ferris and Sloane

1980

Ferris and Cameron:

Cameron: He knows the milage Ferris. Ferris: So, whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. Cameron: How? Ferris: We'll drive home backwards!
-Ferris and Cameron

1979

Ferris and Cameron:

Cameron: It is his pride, it is his passion... Ferris: It is his fault he did not lock the garage.
-Ferris and Cameron

1978

Cameron:

When Cameron was in Egypts land. Let my Cameron go.
-Cameron

1977

ferris to cameron:

Ferris:hey!Cameron!
Cameron:What?
Ferris:how many miles did the car had when we first got it?
Cameron:124 1/2 what how many does it have on now?
ferris:now this is where cameron goes bezerk
Ferris:'329'
*Cameron screams in shock*

-ferris to cameron

1976

ferris to cameron:

Cameron:what i do?what did i do?
Ferris:you killed the car
-ferris to cameron

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)