Pee-Wee's Big Adventure Quotes
      Cowboy: Hey...kid, what's your name?
      Pee Wee: I can't remember
      Cowboy #2: Where you from?
      Pee Wee: I can't remember
      Cowboy: don't your remember anything?
      Pee Wee: I remember....the Alamo
      Cowboys hooting and hollering, throwing hats in the air.
        Madame Ruby: For twenty dollars I can tell you a lot of things. For thirty dollars I can tell you more. And for fifty dollars I can tell you *everything*.
        Pee-wee: Tell me why I'm here first.
        Madame Ruby: You're here because you... want something!
          Dottie: Hello?
          Pee-wee: Hi, Dottie, it's Pee-wee!
          Dottie: Pee-wee? Where are you calling from?
          Pee-wee: Texas!
          Dottie: Huh?
          Pee-wee: Honest! I'll prove it!
          Pee-wee: The stars at night are big and bright...
          Passersby: [singing and clapping] ... deep in the heart of Texas!
            Hobo: (Singing) "Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care! JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE!"

            Pee-Wee: (Jumping off the train) "AAAHHH!"
              Mickey: (Before driving away from Pee-Wee) "See you in the Promised Land. Arrividerci, baby!"
                Francis: "Good morning, Pee-wee."
                Pee-wee: "Hello, Francis."
                Francis: "Today's my birthday and my father said I can have anything I want."
                Pee-wee: "Good for you and your father."
                Francis: "So guess what I want?"
                Pee-wee: "A new brain."
                Francis: "No... your bike."
                  Pee-wee: "I wanna see Francis!"
                  Butler: "Francis is busy."
                  Pee-wee: "Busy doing what?"
                  Butler: "He's having his bath."
                  Pee-wee: "Oh, really? Where are they hosing him down?"
                    "Good morning Pee Wee."
                    "Good morning Mr. Breakfast!"
                    "Pee Wee, can I have some Mr. T Cereal?"
                    "I pity the fool that don't eat my cereal!"
                      Dottie: "Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?"

                      Pee-Wee: "I don't need to see it, Dottie. I *LIVED* it!"
                        Pee Wee in Mr. T voice" I pity The fool who never eat Mr. T.cereal"

                        - Pee Wee Herman
                          "tell them Large Marge sent ya"-Large Marge
                            Pee Wee:
                            Sorry I dont make Monkies, I just train em"!
                            -Pee Wee
                              Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?
                                Pee Wee as Bell Hop:
                                Paging Mr Herman...Mr Herman you have a telephone call at the front desk.
                                -Pee Wee as Bell Hop
                                  pee wee & Tour guide at alamo:
                                  Pee Wee: Where's the basement?

                                  Tour guide: There is no basement at the alamo!!! (laughing at him)

                                  -pee wee & Tour guide at alamo
                                    Pee Wee:
                                    Dotty, you dont wanna get mixed up with a guy like a loner, Dotty....A rebel.
                                    -Pee Wee
                                      Pee-Wee and Francis:
                                      Pee-Wee and Francis: I know you are, but what am I? (x5) Pee-Wee: Infinity! Francis: No. I'm not... Pee-Wee and Francis: You are!
                                      -Pee-Wee and Francis
                                        Francis and Pee-Wee:
                                        Francis: Then you're crazy! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're a nerd! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I? Francis: You're an idiot! Pee-Wee: I know you are, but what am I?
                                        -Francis and Pee-Wee
                                          Large Marge and Pee-Wee:
                                          Large Marge:It looked like... this! *Evil Laugh & Scary Face*
                                          Pee-Wee: AAHHHH!
                                          Large Marge: Yes, sir. That was the worst... accident... I ever seen.
                                          Pee-Wee: Uhh, I get off right up here.
                                          -Large Marge and Pee-Wee
                                            It's not for sale francis