Sleepaway Camp Quotes
      Aunt Martha: You're going to enjoy living with us so much, yes I know you are! As a welcome home present, I bought you such wonderful new clothes. I just hope that Richard doesn't get jealous that I didn't get him anything. Oh, but then, he is such a dear. I'm sure that he won't mind. You see, I've always wanted a little girl. But of course, when my husband left... Oh, well, that's only water under the bridges, I always say. Water under the bridge! But it certainly will be a nice little surprise when Richard comes home to find a little girl in the house. Yes, I've always dreamed of a little girl just like you.
        Judy: How come Angela gets to talk to the boys all day, and WE have to play volleyball?
          Paul: Hey, Rick, wait till you get a load of Judy! Man, oh, man!
            Artie: Look at all that young fresh chicken. Where I come from, we call 'em baldies. Makes your mouth water, don't it?
            Ben: Artie, they're too young to even understand what's on your mind.
            Artie: There ain't no such thing as being too young. You're just too old.
              Angela: Meet me at the waterfront after the social.
                Meg: If she were any quieter, she'd be dead!
                  You're a real carpenter's dream. Flat as a board and easy to screw.
                    For those of you who don't know. I'm Meg. M-E-G!