Full Metal Jacket Quotes
      Sgt. Hartman: "Get your fat ass up there! Oh, that's right, Pyle, don't make any f*cking effort to get to the top! If God wanted you up there, he would have 'miracled' your ass up there, wouldn't he?"
      Private Pyle: "Sir, yes, sir!"
      Sgt. Hartman: "Get your ass up there! What the hell is wrong with you? I'll bet you if there was some p*ssy up there, you'd get up there!"
        Vietnamese prostitute: "Me so horney, love you long time."
          I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!
            Drill Sergeant: "You climb obstacles like old people f***. You're too slow."

            Drill Sergeant: "The f***in war will be over by the time we get up there. Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Are you going to pass out and die? Then do it now!!!"
              Joker- "is that you? is that you john wayne?

              Drill inst- "who said that? who in the f**k just signed there own death warrant? (looking at pvt snowball) was it you?

              pvt snowball- sir no sir.
                private pile- "my rifles name is sharlene, there are many like it but this one is mine"
                  The Gunny And His Recruits:
                  (Singing) Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Jesus. Happy birthday to you!
                  -The Gunny And His Recruits
                    Gunnery Seargant Hartman:
                    You're ass looks like a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubblegum.
                    -Gunnery Seargant Hartman
                      drill seargant:
                      There are only 2 things that come from texas, Steers and queers.

                      -drill seargant
                        This is my rifle, this is my gun
                        This is for fighting, and this is for fun.