Spin City Quotes
      Mike: "My grandmother thought that a homosexual was a person who slept with one person their whole life. We were gonna let it slide but she kept telling the mailman she was a homosexual."
        Reporter: "Mr Mayor, would you consider marching in the Gay Pride Parade this week?"
        Mayor Winston: "What, are you drunk?"
          Mike: "Look at Dick Clark. Not a grey hair on his head and he's as popular now as he was...100 years ago."
            Mike: "There are 10 commandments. I'd like your dates to check out on at least seven of them."
              Mike: "Anybody read this? Bingo died."
              Karen: "Ohh! Who's Bingo?"
              Mike: "Only the city's most decorated police dog."
              Nikki: "Oh, yeah, right. He pulled that drowning kid out of the reservoir."
              James: "And didn't he sniff out 10 kilos of cocaine at La Guardia?"
              Mike: "Yeah. Poor little guy didn't sleep for weeks after that."
                Ashley: "We shouldn't have culturally insensitive sex."
                  Mike: "Now, I don't want to hear any excuses."
                  Stuart: "You sure, 'cause I've been saving the doozy. It starts out as an excuse but I end up blaming James."
                    Holly: "I don't have the patience to ask you again. Leave me alone or I'll have you terminated."
                    Stuart: "You can't fire me."
                    Holly: "I meant killed."
                      Drew West: "Mr. Mayor... what's your favorite sexual position?"
                      Mayor Winston: "Well, that's really not any of your business. However, I hear yours is 'Man on top, woman in magazine.'"
                        Carter: "If the Deputy Mayor speaks in his office, and there are no cameras to hear, does he make a sound?"
                          Mike: "I had sex with this woman, Kevin. And she wants to get pregnant. She kidnapped 'my guys!' And she put them in the freezer!"
                          Kevin: "That old story."
                            Stuart: "Big 3-0, huh? It's the perfect age. You can date college girls *and* their mothers."
                              Mike: "As my assistant, occasionally you may need to assist me."
                                Mike: "I know the German word for constipation, which I believe is farfrompoopin."
                                  Stacey: "How many 'Hail Mary's' do you have to say for grabbing a priest's butt?"