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    14258
      Screech: "Now should I go as Bart Simpson and shave my head or as Al Bundy and shave my back?"
      Lisa: "Why don't you go as Barf Bundy and put your head in a bag?"
      14257
        Jessie: "You macho pig."
        Slater: "Oink oink, baby."
        14256
          Slater: Wow, Lisa, I just saw you on US Gladiators. Wow, you beat up everybody, including the audience.
          Lisa: Nobody messes with Lethal Lisa.
          14255
            Slater: What, no rose for me, preppie? And I thought we were real close.
            Zack: Slater, face it. It's over
            14254
              Mr. Belding: Zack, just because you always park your car in that same spot, does not mean it's official.
              Zack: Then make it official, just like my seat in detention.
              14253
                Mr. Belding: Screech, you can't elope.
                Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?
                14252
                  Kelly: Who are you?
                  Screech: Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor.
                  Kelly: That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...?
                  Screech: Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me.
                  Lisa: You taught her everything she knows?
                  Screech: Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em
                  14251
                    Jessie: Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on 'Sesame Street'
                    14250
                      Screech: Hey, ya know what, Slater? With this microscope, your nose hairs look like the Amazon Rain Forest.
                      Slater: If you don't get that thing out of my face, I'm gonna have the Natives come out and eat you.
                      14249
                        Screech: Forget going to the prom. We're through.
                        Lisa: Wait a minute. You're not supposed to dump me. I'M supposed to dump YOU.
                        14248
                          Zack: Mr. Belding... quick, you gotta help me. My life is being threatened by one of your students.
                          Mr. Belding: Just one? You're losing your touch.
                          14247
                            Mr. Belding: Zack, I am not a matador so take the bull outside
                            14246
                              Jessie: Do you realize we haven't argued for 15 seconds?
                              Slater: It was 20, shut up.
                              14245
                                Zack: Maybe we could sell Screech to Exxon.
                                Slater: Nah, they'd never buy a geek that doesn't squeak.
                                14244
                                  Zach:(leading a protest) "2, 4, 6, 8,....um...9..10..11,12!"
                                  14243
                                    "Zack's idea of a good education is sitting between a pretty girl and a smart nerd."
                                    - Jessie in Student Teacher Week
                                    14242
                                      "I'm dead. Jessie's gonna rip my eyes out, punch my face in and then break up with me. It's her usual pattern."
                                      - Slater in Love Machine
                                      14241
                                        "Doesn't anyone read anymore?"
                                        - Mr. Belding in The Video Yearbook
                                        14240
                                          "I can't stand by that backdrop. It clashes with my outfit!"
                                          - Lisa in The Video Yearbook
                                          14239
                                            "Well, Screech, maybe you're pregnant."
                                            "Oh, don't be ridiculous, Lisa. I'm not even married!"
                                            - Lisa and Screech in Earthquake